Quick question/riddle.

[Nihilism]

Just something that's bothered me for a while, I don't know why but I thought CC might have the answers I so desire.

Anyway, here it is:

Why is it warm when you urinate, and not when you ejaculate?

[Marlin Clock]

It's not as warm because sperm dies at body temperature. That's why the testicles are held outside the body in the scrotum and not within the pelvic cavity.

[Nihilism]

It's not as warm because sperm dies at body temperature. That's why the testicles are held outside the body in the scrotum and not within the pelvic cavity.

How can this be so when, in order to impregnate a women, one must ejaculate into her? The sperm must be able to live at body temperature as dead sperm does not a baby make.

[Marlin Clock]

As a bio major I sorta have to know about the various organ systems.

[Marlin Clock]

How can this be so when, in order to impregnate a women, one must ejaculate into her? The sperm must be able to live at body temperature as dead sperm does not a baby make.

Death is not instantaneous, but that's part of the reason why sperm doesn't live long after entering the uterus.

[CANNABISCLOCK]

As a bio major I sorta have to know about the various organ systems.

This doesn't explain why you are taking witchcraft

[patriotclock]

It's not as warm because sperm dies at body temperature. That's why the testicles are held outside the body in the scrotum and not within the pelvic cavity.

[03:49] go talk about semen with your gay buddies

[Nihilism]

Death is not instantaneous, but that's part of the reason why sperm doesn't live long after entering the uterus.

I'm going to have to conduct a few experiments and get back to you with my hypothesis on that theory.

[Marlin Clock]

[03:49] go talk about semen with your gay buddies

Well obviously I didn't mean have a heated discussion on its survivability.

I'm going to have to conduct a few experiments and get back to you with my hypothesis on that theory.

E:What, you're going to somehow have unprotected sex and then try and monitor the length of survival of the sperm?

[patriotclock]

Well obviously I didn't mean have a heated discussion on its survivability.

The prophecy fulfilled

[Marlin Clock]

The prophecy fulfilled

???

[Nihilism]

you're going to somehow have unprotected sex

What? No, I don't like to lie to myself like that.

I was just going to masturbate.

[Marlin Clock]

BTW: Hypothesis comes before you do an experiment.

[patriotclock]

???

You having a gay conversation about semen.

[Marlin Clock]

How is it gay?

[BoulderClock]

My sperm is warm when I ejaculate.

[patriotclock]

How is it gay?

Two men discussing ejaculate can not be a heterosexual conversation

[GearBoxClock]

Who the hell decides to take the temperature of their sperm, and their urine?

[HitchhikerClock]

Who the hell decides to take the temperature of their sperm, and their urine?

Biology majors.

[Heliopios]

merlin jerks off because he doesnt have a woman, not because he's a 'biology major'