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Farted by BluezombieClock, October 09, 2008, 10:18:59 PM

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BluezombieClock

here's the story:

I used to really like this girl, and when I asked her if she loved me, she said no. Okay, big whoop. Not such a big deal, I got over it. But she just called me yesterday to tell me that she's in love with my fucking best friend. This is fucked up, it's like somebody stabbing a fucking knife right in the middle of my heart.

This seems like the kind of thing you'd see in movies, but for it to actually happen is like what the fuck. Seriously. I don't know how this will affect shit.

Most fucked up part is she called me to ask: How should I tell him I love him?

Like, how the  FUCK do you want me to answer that? You refuse me because you say you don't want to love because of horrible past experiences, and here you are sitting on my best friend's cock.
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WiiClock

why did you ask her if she loved you
also she doesn't like you get over it
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BluezombieClock

Quote from: Joey;1422400why did you ask her if she loved you
also she doesn't like you get over it

I did. But the fact that she's basically going to jump on my best friend since elementary's cock is just fucked up. Couldn't she choose at least some guy I didn't know so well?
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WiiClock

depends on what your friend does.
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Whale

tell her not to do it how you did to her

miracle fruit


WiiClock

tell her he's in love with her best friend
HELLO EVERYONE.

BluezombieClock

Quote from: Joey;1422411tell her he's in love with her best friend

Haha. I actually should've done this just for kicks.

But yeah, anyways my friend's only in californian blondes, so I don't think he'll say yes. But if he does, it'll be weird for me, because I'll have to watch them make out and shit in my face.

It'll be like getting stabbed a thousand times.
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DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: Whale;1422407tell her not to do it how you did to her

hahahhahahahahaha

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422414Haha. I actually should've done this just for kicks.

But yeah, anyways my friend's only in californian blondes, so I don't think he'll say yes. But if he does, it'll be weird for me, because I'll have to watch them make out and shit in my face.

It'll be like getting stabbed a thousand times.

To contribute though, just tell your friend to leave her alone. Problem solved, you incredible idiot.

CubeMelonClock

It's best not to invest your happiness into other people.

>>Also, what Dwarfafa said, just tell your friend to blow her off, and if he's even half a friend he should understand I think.

...bitches :grumpy:


BluezombieClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422417To contribute though, just tell your friend to leave her alone. Problem solved, you incredible idiot.

Seriously, are you a gorrilla or something? I've never seen a single human-sounding or even slightly compassionate post come out of you. Who the fuck are you?
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DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422422Seriously, are you a gorrilla or something? I've never seen a single human-sounding or even slightly compassionate post come out of you. Who the fuck are you?

OO OO  O  AA AA (monkey sounds)

BluezombieClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422424OO OO  O  AA AA (monkey sounds)

Wow, you're funny, right? It is actually because for some reason, I totally knew you were going to say that.
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Sombra

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Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422422Seriously, are you a gorrilla or something? I've never seen a single human-sounding or even slightly compassionate post come out of you. Who the fuck are you?

This is the internet.

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DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422425Wow, you're funny, right? It is actually because for some reason, I totally knew you were going to say that.

Thanks. I pride myself in my humor.

But yeah I'm the guy that's been around the CC for over six years. Just in case you were still wondering who I was.

What else can you predict about my future?

SnakeClock

Maybe this girl thinks you're like her "best pal" or something and she can say those sort of things to you. But my pals usually don't say "Um, alright, I want to introduce the idea of fucking your best friend for years after I ditched you. What do you think I should do?"

I would have said "Let me think about this... a woman that broke my heart suddenly wants my advice on shacking up with someone who I've known for years and see all the time. Do I look like Maury Povich to you?"

BluezombieClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1422428Thanks. I pride myself in my humor.

But yeah I'm the guy that's been around the CC for over six years. Just in case you were still wondering who I was.

What else can you predict about my future?

That you'll probably stick around here for another 20 years or so telling people off because it's the only way you'll get any sense of life accomplishment?
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