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Farted by BluezombieClock, October 09, 2008, 10:18:59 PM

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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

The laughing, howard dean, and this music. I can't think of anything more perfect.

Also, this crashed my browser hahahaha

Lump Clock

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This image is win.

SilverClock

BlueZombie, why do you care about this slut. I mean, chicks are starting to hang off your dick, right?
I am a sexy bitch!
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HitchhikerClock

Quote from: SilverClock;1422684BlueZombie, why do you care about this slut. I mean, chicks are starting to hang off your dick, right?
but the loooooooooooooooooooooooooove
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

DeathBunnyClock

grow a dick you fucking pussy



Pissed-on Clock

I have never been in a situation where rape is out of the question.

INoodleClock

Why all the hate, DWARF clearly gave the best advice - any good friend would understand the situation. Also as you get older you'll discover women do this sort of thing ALOT, start building the immunity now, grow a beard.

Saying "Zomg do you love me? Can we date? Did I say I love you already?!!oneone!11" will get you laid perhaps onces.. if she's drunk - growing a pair and saying "Don't tell me you fancy my best friend, you know I liked you, that takes the piss to ask me about" MAY at least grow you some respect. No begging.

And DWARF, make some more Edbert and Otis. <3

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poopbutt

I know how it feels dude. The girl I've loved for years only goes out with my best friends. Why only the Bball guys?!?!
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Loki Clock

It's not backstabbing because she doesn't love you, nor did she let it on. It would be backstabbing if you told HIM you loved her and then HE went for HER. But no. You really don't have a reason to feel betrayed. You have a reason to feel awful, but you were not wronged. You are not a victim.

INoodleClock

Quote from: Blackmagic;1422815It's not backstabbing because she doesn't love you, nor did she let it on. It would be backstabbing if you told HIM you loved her and then HE went for HER. But no. You really don't have a reason to feel betrayed. You have a reason to feel awful, but you were not wronged. You are not a victim.

Some people like to be victims.

BehemothClock

I feel like I missed something awesome on page 7...
Scombridae?

Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

PirateClock

_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

MentosClock

Quote from: billiardball6;1422927I feel like I missed something awesome on page 7...

Don't worry, you didn't. There was nothing awesome in this thread.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: billiardball6;1422927I feel like I missed something awesome on page 7...

OR HOR HOR

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Quote from: BlueZombieClock;1422422Seriously, are you a gorrilla or something? I've never seen a single human-sounding or even slightly compassionate post come out of you. Who the fuck are you?
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Apes, not monkeys.

I read this whole shitstorm of a thread and, by the end of it, that still was the thing that bothered me the most.

GreyClock

Bluezombie has a talent for turning teenage awkwardness into multi-page threads.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: Inquisitor;1423164RomanCollar once got first place at a dick-eating competition.

I was a little disappointed I lost that competition, but the next generation always surpasses the last. With romancollar a new era of cockgobbling has begun.