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Farted by shit for brains, October 11, 2008, 09:12:42 AM

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poopbutt

#20
October 11, 2008, 11:50:00 AM
No get him high and dump booze on him so no one will believe him!
Quote from: Sean Connery;1479838Horsemen, whore like your mother and semen

Bigglesnoots

#21
October 11, 2008, 11:50:20 AM
Quote from: Lexington;1423693Then when he comes to, he'll think nothing happened. Genius!
"Hmm, I must've fallen asleep on the middle of the road. I need to be more careful next time!"
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

shit for brains

#22
October 11, 2008, 01:20:47 PM
yeah I thought it would be helpful taking an advice on here...
and what if Im not sure he is even alive?

poopbutt

#23
October 11, 2008, 02:04:00 PM
Quote from: Cloaked;1423763yeah I thought it would be helpful taking an advice on here...
and what if Im not sure he is even alive?
God no alright make sure you had no booze, If you did LOOK FOR MINTS!!!!! Do what ever  you can to get the traces of alocohol out of your system. Get his phone call Home, MOM DAD and all female names on his contact list. Let's pray he has no family no life or call and say I'm running away, chuck the phone put him in the car drive dump the body bur the clothes you wore. Then Clean the car and make sure no one saw, kill them if you want or give them money.
Quote from: Sean Connery;1479838Horsemen, whore like your mother and semen

poopbutt

#24
October 11, 2008, 02:04:22 PM
I am soooooooooooooo good.
Quote from: Sean Connery;1479838Horsemen, whore like your mother and semen

PowerGloveClock

#25
October 11, 2008, 02:10:11 PM
put a sign on his back that says "I fell"
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

PowerGloveClock

#26
October 11, 2008, 02:13:23 PM
kill kill kill kill kill the poor
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

shit for brains

#27
October 11, 2008, 02:45:15 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor;1423892Kill the Jews.

I dont get it

PowerGloveClock

#28
October 11, 2008, 02:46:25 PM
Quote from: Cloaked;1423945I dont get it
I can't see how you don't
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Bigglesnoots

#29
October 11, 2008, 02:48:57 PM
boston


just stop posting
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

PowerGloveClock

#30
October 11, 2008, 02:50:10 PM
update just keep posting
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Bigglesnoots

#31
October 11, 2008, 02:51:19 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423955update just keep posting
Oh, I see what you did there!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

PowerGloveClock

#32
October 11, 2008, 02:56:37 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423957Oh, I see what you did there!
me too
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Bigglesnoots

#33
October 11, 2008, 02:56:56 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423963me too
good thing you still see what you are doing
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

PowerGloveClock

#34
October 11, 2008, 02:59:56 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423964good thing you still see what you are doing
no im blind
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Bigglesnoots

#35
October 11, 2008, 03:01:17 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423966no im blind
oh I see

OH SHIT I DIDNT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU OR SOMETHING
SHIT IM SORRY MAN
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

PowerGloveClock

#36
October 11, 2008, 03:02:44 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423970oh I see

OH SHIT I DIDNT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU OR SOMETHING
SHIT IM SORRY MAN
:mad:
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Bigglesnoots

#37
October 11, 2008, 03:03:17 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423974:mad:
:(
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

PowerGloveClock

#38
October 11, 2008, 03:04:40 PM
Quote from: Update(<);1423979:(
cry some more
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Bigglesnoots

#39
October 11, 2008, 03:04:58 PM
Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1423982cry some more
aww baby don't be like that :(
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.
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