What the smartest thing to do...

shit for brains · October 11, 2008, 09:12:42 AM

...after you hit a bycicle rider with your car?
not the most moral or just thing, but the smartest.

GreyClock · October 11, 2008, 09:15:45 AM

Committing suicide.

Thor · October 11, 2008, 09:17:37 AM

Murder/suicide.

catclock · October 11, 2008, 09:25:11 AM

Back up? >w<

CANNABISCLOCK · October 11, 2008, 09:27:42 AM

steal his bike

Thor · October 11, 2008, 09:37:17 AM

the SMARTEST thing you could do is prove string theory.

WrenchClock · October 11, 2008, 09:52:58 AM

kill the witnesses

poopbutt · October 11, 2008, 10:10:36 AM

The smart thing meaning none to very little jail time? Get out see if he's hurt if he is get him to the hospital, if he's not yell at him so much, blame him so he thinks it's his fault and won't sue. The fun way is to go in reverse and forward a couple times because you didn't "see him." Then follow those steps. Remember try to fit in going in reverse and back a couple times.

DEVOCLOCK · October 11, 2008, 10:19:11 AM

the smartest thing you could do is prove all of the works of Freud and Einstein wrong/right. Would it help? No. But, damn.... That'd be smart

Thor · October 11, 2008, 10:30:13 AM

Quote from: Frank The Bunny;1423643the smartest thing you could do is prove all of the works of Freud and Einstein wrong/right. Would it help? No. But, damn.... That'd be smart

Hey buddy, I already did that joke!

Slash · October 11, 2008, 10:32:46 AM

Depends on wether it's your fault, or his.

DEVOCLOCK · October 11, 2008, 10:38:52 AM

Quote from: Thor;1423649Hey buddy, I already did that joke!

oh whoops that's true you did. My bad. Can we still be friends?

BinaryClock · October 11, 2008, 10:47:43 AM

Commit suicide using his bike.

INoodleClock · October 11, 2008, 10:49:13 AM

Find out where he lives, kill his family and burn every item of clothing you may have worn since you were born.

DWARFINATORclock · October 11, 2008, 11:10:17 AM

Find a cure for aids.

SnakeClock · October 11, 2008, 11:29:22 AM

Just toss him a nickel and get out of there.

Thor · October 11, 2008, 11:31:39 AM

Quote from: Frank The Bunny;1423656oh whoops that's true you did. My bad. Can we still be friends?

no, I hate you forever

Bigglesnoots · October 11, 2008, 11:36:33 AM

Quote from: Thor;1423685no, I hate you forever

HitchhikerClock · October 11, 2008, 11:40:53 AM

Mend his wounds, fix the car and bicycle, and drive away.

SnakeClock · October 11, 2008, 11:44:03 AM

Quote from: HitchhikerClock;1423689Mend his wounds, fix the car and bicycle, and drive away.

Then when he comes to, he'll think nothing happened. Genius!

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