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Farted by Pumpkin Clock, October 14, 2008, 10:02:42 AM

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Pumpkin Clock

Shes dumb as a fucking rock, but I can look past that.

Anyone agree?










I'd like to take her, her 2 daughters and her mongoloid baby out back and have a slam fest.

patriotclock

Quote from: Rock & Roll Pumpkin;1426619Shes dumb as a fucking rock, but I can look past that.

Anyone agree?










I'd like to take her, her 2 daughters and her mongoloid baby out back and have a slam fest.



Vice President MILF


CANNABISCLOCK

oh hell yah yo nothing is sexier than an anti-abortionist, anti-premarital sex, Republican woman who shoots endangered wolves from helicopters

to hell with her figure

Pumpkin Clock

Was that your pussy talking? I'm speaking strictly as a man. Her rockin physique and tight asshole makes all that other stuff easy to look past. I mean, Hitler didn't have the best rep, but man... was he a stud.

CANNABISCLOCK

how bout some black politician poonani



heeelllll ya

patriotclock

Quote from: WAID FLAP;1426630oh hell yah yo nothing is sexier than an anti-abortionist, anti-premarital sex, Republican woman who shoots endangered wolves from helicopters

to hell with her figure

You base who you fuck on their political affiliation?

Pumpkin Clock

Quote from: WAID FLAP;1426633how bout some black politician poonani



heeelllll ya

NOW YOURE TALKING. Ill violate the gap in her teeth.


WrenchClock

this looks like my queue to post palin porn

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PowerGloveClock

Quote from: Muaka;1426672this looks like my queue to post palin porn
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buttplug

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Now Cleese is someone I would fuck.

peyoteclock

Quote from: PatriotClock;1426636You base who you fuck on their political affiliation?


Blue

she has more working experience than Obama too. But nobody likes to talk about that.
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peyoteclock

Quote from: Deep Blue;1426751she has more working experience than Obama too. But nobody likes to talk about that.

too bad her policies are awful and she is a crazy gun toting jesus freak.

seriously i can't respect anyone who hunts wolves from a helicopter unless the wolf in question is carrying a highly mutative extra terrestrial contagion like the one in the opening scenes of john carpenter's the thing, available on blu-ray september 30th.

also JFK didn't have a whole lot of work experience either before becoming president and last time i checked he was probably the best president you've ever had.

Bigglesnoots

let's be honest here, you guys would fuck anything with two eyes and a vagina.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Thor

Somebody kill McCain so we can have a presidential MILF.

Quote from: Update(<);1426769let's be honest here, you guys would fuck anything with two eyes and a vagina.

Who needs eyes?
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To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Topcatyo

Quote from: Deep Blue;1426751she has more working experience than Obama too. But nobody likes to talk about that.
Bush had experience, too.

Thor

I think we should change the laws so only sexy people can run for president.

Sarah and Obama can stay but the other 2 are out!
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.