A Hypothetical Question

[GearBoxClock]

God impregnated a woman who then stayed a virgin and gave birth to him?
I am confused. No matter how it is explained, I just don't get it.

[PirateClock]

God impregnated a woman who then stayed a virgin and gave birth to him?
I am confused. No matter how it is explained, I just don't get it.

He cleverly disguised himself as a fetus and planted himself inside a virgins womb to avoid all suspicion.

[GearBoxClock]

I don't get religion. Did God impregnate a woman with himself, so the Romans could nail him to a cross, so he could then forgive people?

[Loki Clock]

philosophy/religion =/= science.

I'm Pirate and I don't understand comparisons.

I don't get religion. Did God impregnate a woman with himself, so the Romans could nail him to a cross, so he could then forgive people?

This is a lot more like it.

[PirateClock]

I'm Pirate and I don't understand comparisons.

I'm Pirate and i actually do understand them. Comparing similarities between two ideologies is something different then comparing the differences between the weak electromagnetic force and the strong electromagnetic force. Which don't exist btw, you are thinking about strong nuclear force  and weak nuclear force. Know your fundamental forces mate; electromagnetic, weak nuclear, strong nuclear and gravitational force.

[Loki Clock]

I'm Pirate and i actually do understand them. Comparing similarities between two ideologies is something different then comparing the differences between the weak electromagnetic force and the strong electromagnetic force. Which don't exist btw, you are thinking about strong nuclear force  and weak nuclear force. Know your fundamental forces mate; electromagnetic, weak nuclear, strong nuclear and gravitational force.

Really? I could have sworn it was electromagnetic.

Anyway, the point was that they're exclusive concepts. They're completely separate THINGS. They may have some similarities, like determining what happens when something else happens, but that doesn't mean you can just lump them together as the exact same thing. Absurdism, for another example, is basically the idea that life is pointless. Nihilism is basically the idea that life is pointless and so everything that's a part of it should be annihilated. Superficially, you might think you can just lump them all together into a neat little ball of homogeneity, but in doing that you fail to realize the point of either of those philosophies. Especially because they're mutually exclusive by the very idea of Absurdism being that destroying everything would be just as meaningless as anything else you could do, and is not any more of a logical progression from learning that existence is futile than any other action you could take.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I'd probably suicide, because it would destroy the foundation of how I percieve everything, and that already happened when I became an atheist. I don't think one's mind can take that kind of an upheaval twice in a lifetime. If I didn't kill myself, I'd probably go Satanist or something, because I really don't like the idea of following a supreme omnipotent being.

EDIT: If I found evidence of an ancient pagan god, though, it would be quite awesome. The pagan gods were cool.

[GearBoxClock]

I wonder how hard it would be to kill a god?

[Slurpee]

I wonder how hard it would be to kill a god?

Pretty hard!

[Topcatyo]

I wonder how hard it would be to kill a god?

Mildly difficult.

[Loki Clock]

Depends on the religion. The Norse gods are mortal, obviously, but technically they're all already dead, assuming you subscribe to the idea that Ragnarökr already happened, not the one that it will happen in the future of our present situation.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Actually, I probably wouldn't go Satanist, because I don't like the idea of following any deity. I'd just be neutral or something, I think.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Actually, I probably wouldn't go Satanist, because I don't like the idea of following any deity. I'd just be neutral or something, I think.

There are branches of Satanism that strictly worship mankind and nothing else.

[Marlin Clock]

I wonder how hard it would be to kill a god?

If you don't have Pandora's Box? Fugettabatit.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

I wonder how hard it would be to kill a god?

I dunno the crucifixion really didn't seem all that difficult.

[Marlin Clock]

I dunno the crucifixion really didn't seem all that difficult.

I think a requirement would be to take 'em down and keep 'em down.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

I think a requirement would be to take 'em down and keep 'em down.

Well fuck......



If you're a master archer taking out Achilles isn't really too hard I guess.

[Marlin Clock]

I thought he was just a mortal who was dipped into the river Styx that made him virtually immortal. I never got why the dumb bitch couldn't dip him in the whole way.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Might be just me, but once you get dipped in the river Styx and made virtually immortal I no longer consider you a mortal. You're definitely above mortal at that point.

[Topcatyo]

I thought he was just a mortal who was dipped into the river Styx that made him virtually immortal. I never got why the dumb bitch couldn't dip him in the whole way.

She didn't want to get her hand wet.
I dunno, maybe she had just put on finger nail polish or whatever.