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Farted by hibiscus, October 26, 2008, 01:25:52 AM

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hibiscus

OK, this has been brewing for over 7 months now, so don't scoff at me:

Ever since I read about the Josef Fritzl case in the newspaper and online, I have been scared for my own life.  My father claims he would never do such a sick thing, but I don't believe him for a fraction of a second.  I can truly imagine being locked in an underground prison cell, raped and tortured for 24 years or more, forced to bear 7 children and watch one die as a result of my "insolence."
What am I to do?  I know people in Japan are masturbating to this kind of depravity, but for some, it's all too real.

Sombra

You're probably right about it, you should kill your dad before he gets you.

Slurpee


HitchhikerClock

Quote from: Dogfish;1434208Seek help.
the professional kind
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Fuck you hibiscus he was a martyr for the austrian way of life. How dare you insult him!

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK


GodClock

Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

Heliopios

:]

RomanClock

I see, what other bizarre fantasies are you having?
lemayo lol :soups:

mauserclock

you have a problem sir
seek help!

miracle fruit

I think you should lock him up first and make him bear 7 shitchildren.

hibiscus

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1434215PS
At least those women weren't his own daughters.

Beret


Boffer Clock

yeah, about that.....
Marcio:What would you do if you found out you slept with a relative.
CraSHAKEZULA81:Oh, i\'d gouge out my eyes and throw myself out of Thebes, clearly.
Marcio:Thebes...Isn\'t that part of your leg?
CraSHAKEZULA81:That would be a thigh, you uncultured ass.
Marcio:I thought that was a type of chicken from kfc?
CraSHAKEZULA81:You only think that because you\'re black.
Marcio:Oh, clearly.

WrenchClock

so i whistled for a cab and it came near

WrenchClock

the liscense plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror

WrenchClock

for a moment i thought this cab was rare

WrenchClock

but then i thought "n'aw, forget it. Yo holmes, to belair!"

WrenchClock

i pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

WrenchClock

and yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!"