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Farted by CubeMelonClock, November 01, 2008, 01:27:59 AM

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buttplug

Dude you got your heat on too high! Cook them at a lower setting, and cover them with some foil. Also, never squish them down to cook them faster. That is the formula for maximum burgage.

CubeMelonClock

How about I make my burgers as I damn well please, hm? :grumpy:


coalclock

Quote from: TurtleClock;1438808Dude you got your heat on too high! Cook them at a lower setting, and cover them with some foil. Also, never squish them down to cook them faster. That is the formula for maximum burgage.

I would listen to this man he looks like he knows how to cook!

CubeMelonClock

Yeah mang, I know how to cook a burger ;)

I stood there for about 25-30 minutes cooking it on low heat (3/8)
I put sooo much love into my burgers, I stand there and I just watch it cook thinking about how tasty it will be, and I build up love as I watch, love and quiet anticipation. It's all rather poetic.

I make my burgers just the way I like 'em, and I've spent years fine tuning my burger making to get it just the way I want.

Buttplug sounds like he knows how to make a burger, no doubt, but I make mine my own way, and to me there is no better, and that's that! :) <3


CubeMelonClock

So, how about those photos, they lovely or what? ;P


DNAClock

NO YOUTUBE IN SIGNATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Waaaaaaay too much ketchup and mustard. Plain cheesburgers for me broseph. Those still look mighty good though.

CubeMelonClock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1449066Waaaaaaay too much ketchup and mustard. Plain cheesburgers for me broseph. Those still look mighty good though.

It looks like more than it actually is because I applied the ketchup in droplets, and because of the low angle, but yeah, it's still more than most people would like.

But I say the same thing to everyone: what can I say, I love my sauces.


VirusClock

Hmmm I know that feeling CubeMelon, watching the burges sizzle as you watch them turn brown, hmm. Nice pictures :D
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Slash

You people should try a frikandel, they're more phallic.

joliet_jane

They're mooi pictures, so they belong in The Darkroom. But they're mooi burgers, so they belong in Turtle Soup. Are the burgers more mooi than the pictures? Can't choose.