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THE REALLY BIG BARACK OBAMA THEARD

Farted by AlbinoClock, November 04, 2008, 09:16:56 PM

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PropagandaClock

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1443224Crap, my gun is unloaded and locked up in a closet out of sight.  It's not like I sleep with it under my pillow.

If you're attacked by more than one person the taser is pretty much useless.  The power of mace is also iffy, just because somebody who's maced can still fight back against you.  Also, I'd rather have a gun if facing somebody who had a club, knife, or God forbid a gun.
As I said, get 4 tasers, get those super strong ones.
If your gun is unloaded and locked up in a closet, how is it going to help you if someone is already in your house when you wake up?
A taser is much easier to have closeby.


Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1443224The latest statistic I heard is that about 50 children are killed by guns due to negligence each year.  That's waaaay lower than the amount of gun use in self-defense.
It is, but is it a fair price to pay for feeling secure; Even when that security isn't proven to be true but rather the opposite?
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1443224Most of the children's deaths could have been prevented if the parents had kept their guns locked up and taught their children gun safety.  That's why I lock the safety on mine so that it can't be fired unless you have the key.
True, but it could've been avoided alltogheter without guns now couldn't it?
I mean, do you have any statistics of UK kids killing themselfs with knives?
Ofcourse it happens but at equall amounts of that of knives?
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Roman Collar Clock

I can just unlock the safety and load it.  It isn't all that hard.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

Al Sharpton ☻

I think Bob Barr should have been president because I love elephants.
 

 
I think this would appeal to the African Americans.
Know to not be funny. Haha

Thor

Your personal situation doesn't matter at all romancollar, you're talking about a national issue. Unless you can prove otherwise it's smart to always assume you're the exception, not the rule.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: PropagandaClock;1443214Thing is, you can find endless arguments that go both ways, but show me any statistics that prove that civilian gun bearing has any positive side effects except singular feeling of security.
http://digitalcommons.unl.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1042&context=ewdcc5

One of many proofs that hunting is beneficial to the environment.

Also you can shoot someone without killing them, you know.

PimpClock

Quote from: Patriot's Bitch;1443430http://digitalcommons.unl.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1042&context=ewdcc5

One of many proofs that hunting is beneficial to the environment.

Also you can shoot someone without killing them, you know.
That's true, but there's a better chance of them dying if you shoot them then if you tazer them, even if you shoot them in the leg or somewhere not fatal


Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: Thor;1443411Your personal situation doesn't matter at all romancollar

You lost me there.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

Thor

Quote from: Patriot's Bitch;1443430http://digitalcommons.unl.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1042&context=ewdcc5

One of many proofs that hunting is beneficial to the environment.

Also you can shoot someone without killing them, you know.

Real men hunt with clubs.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: Thor;1443476Real men hunt with clubs.
Real men go into the woods ass naked, find a bear, wrestle them down to the ground, and tear out their throat with their teeth.

Il Duce


FluxCapacitorClock

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1443292I can just unlock the safety and load it.  It isn't all that hard.

I'm sure the intruder threatening you with an already loaded and unlocked gun would have absolutely no problem with you taking the time to do that.

buttplug

Quote from: Flux;1443489I'm sure the intruder threatening you with an already loaded and unlocked gun would have absolutely no problem with you taking the time to do that.

Well I mean it doesn't take very long to load a gun and flip off the safety. Regardless, just brandishing a gun and not firing it is enough to scare off an intruder.

SirClock

If McCain won I would have gone into a month long depression

buttplug

Quote from: SirClock;1443511If McCain won I would have gone into a month long depression
Me to, except more over Palin than him.

Also I just realized your avatar has features form Alfred E. Newman's face on it haha

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: TurtleClock;1443509Well I mean it doesn't take very long to load a gun and flip off the safety. Regardless, just brandishing a gun and not firing it is enough to scare off an intruder.

He said he had it on lock. Some gunlocks are pretty noticeable.

FluxCapacitorClock

Palin are absolutely horrifying. My 9 year old sister is the only other American I know who doesn't know what countries are in NAFTA.

FluxCapacitorClock

Quote from: Norton I;1443527That's easy. Qatar and Azerbaijan B)

Bush is also considering adding Africa, the single country where black people come from.

RomanClock

Every time I read NAFTA I think NATO :(
lemayo lol :soups:

PropagandaClock

I don't think there is any democrat who doesnt actually love/like McCain.
It's Palin that disgusts me....
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beebles

hey, I heard barack obama made history the other day.

first black man ever to enter the white house without a mop.