Because JewClock Was Taken

[WalkieTalkieClock]

Also - SlinkyClock sucks ass.



I present to you, CrucifictionClock v1.

If anyone is actually upset about this, I guess I shall take it down. Please don't just straight up ban me for it though. This is not meant to be insulting, merely provoking. If someone has a problem with it I will take it down. Aight?  

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Needs more blood

[SpinningCubeClock]

IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS

[ChocolateBarClock]

IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS

clap clap

[WalkieTalkieClock]

Needs more blood

thatll be in v2 assuming v1 goes over well enough

[SnakeClock]

Yeeeeeeeeeeea-what? I'm not so much offended as baffled.

Paging Marlin to this thread.

[WalkieTalkieClock]

Lol. Marlin can suck my balls. I'm not making fun of his religion. I'm... using it... artistically... to make a point.... about... how great it is.


That's it!

[SnakeClock]

This still seems like an incredibly bizarre and difficult "object" to use for a Clock.

[GreyClock]

JesusClock is taken, CrossClock is taken.

[WarCorrespondentClock]

Yeeeeeeeeeeea-what? I'm not so much offended as baffled.
 
Paging Marlin to this thread.

Not Marlin! He'll pray to his god and turn us into Chicken Kika!

[WalkieTalkieClock]

JesusClock is taken, CrossClock is taken.

Whew! Good thing there's no CrucifictionClock, though!



As for it being awkward, I know! lol

I'm going to make a series of really bizarre clocks until I finally find one that I like and then I'll use that. (Hence why I haven't changed my name or anything).

[GreyClock]

Whew! Good thing there's no CrucifictionClock,

Whew! Too bad JesusClock basically was CrucifictionClock.

Time to think of something else.

[WalkieTalkieClock]

Awww... Dad, do I have to?

[coalclock]

yes

[AstronautClock]

what a stupid clock.

why not be exploding-vulcano-clock

[WalkieTalkieClock]

I checked the registery and there's no WalkieTalkieClock, so...

[GearBoxClock]

Go back to crucifixion clock.

Or be a crucifix

[FluxCapacitorClock]

No, don't be CrucifixionClock, because you're being a fucking idiot about it.

Lol. Marlin can suck my balls. I'm not making fun of his religion. I'm... using it... artistically... to make a point.... about... how great it is.

That's it!

You're dumb. Marlin is a nice guy and I don't understand why you have any reason to outright attack him. It's very easy to disagree with him without even addressing him. You could be CrucifixionClock despite the fact that it's a shitty name anyway if you weren't using it strictly for religious satire.

If anyone is actually upset about this, I guess I shall take it down. Please don't just straight up ban me for it though. This is not meant to be insulting, merely provoking. If someone has a problem with it I will take it down. Aight?

You should not have to excuse your clock name. A good clock name does not need to be excused, hence why this is a shitty name. Clock names also should not be used for provocation. If they happen to provoke, then fine, but the fact that you went out of your way to say it is how it is to provoke shows what an idiot you're being about it.



Pick a different name.

[miracle fruit]

needs more gore and jesus dick hanging out of his sack underwear

[WalkieTalkieClock]

I guess people here are too fuckin I'm a edgy teen to see that I gave up on CruxClock and moved on to something else. The only person that noticed told be to go back to Crux. Fuck man.