So like my girlfriend doesn't shave down thar.

[WiiClock]

Best idea in this whole goddamn thread. I might actually go with this.

it'll work.
also, tell her you like it when girls wax.
wax>shaving.

welcome back.

[Blue]

or you could buy her an epilator.

not subtle, but it works.

[AstronautClock]

yeah talk to her about what she likes best. shaved or unshaved?
if she says unshaved your fucked but you know worth a shot.

she might ask about her own bush. and then you can say YES take it away that would be a turn on for me

[Slash]

The other side usually doesn't have that much hair so go with that one.

[GreyClock]

I wrote a poem, I hope you like it!

felix, that's quite the catch
dating a girl with hair on her snatch
something something with leaver
go away and choke on her beaver

[MarshmallowClock]

I wrote a poem, I hope you like it!

felix, that's quite the catch
dating a girl with hair on her snatch
something something with leaver
go away and choke on her beaver

I wrote one too

greyclock, you're a twat

[Flounderpa]

Grey Clock goes poetic

[GreyClock]

how dare we make fun of this affair
when you're all entangled in hair?

[DiscoBallClock]

Grey has poetic skills
He should use them to pay his bills

[MarshmallowClock]

how dare we make fun of this affair
when you're all entangled in hair?

The relevance of your malevolence displays vile arrogance.
Hence, please leave and take your pence.

[GreyClock]

The relevance of your malevolence displays vile arrogance.
Hence, please leave and take your pence.

Now you're just being balls-out gay.

[DiscoBallClock]

And so Marshmallow expels Grey
This thread becomes less gay

[MarshmallowClock]

Now you're just being balls-out gay.

O woe I knock hoes as I fit socks on my toes,
I'm a bitter one hitter cleaning MC word litter.
My rhymes are similar to a spiked flail to the skull,
Your rhymes couldn't even cut through butter; They're dull.

Alphabetically,
Bitches
Can't
Demean
Even
Faulty
Generalizations.
Hello,
I
Just
Keep
Like
Making
New
Opportunities
Pretending
Quizzical
Roman
Speech
Takes
Unbelievable
Vivacity
When
Xanthination
Yeasts.
Zoinks!

i dunno i thought it'd be cool if i used all the letters of the alphabet to try and form a coherent phrase but i clearly failed.

[GreyClock]

you rappin: cool

[MarshmallowClock]

it's just poetry unless you're a person of African descent.

[GreyClock]

[Roman Collar Clock]

So you talked about her pubic hair with her friends but not with her?

[Craisin]

Tell her to shave her monk... I went down on a girl like that once, it fucking smells terrible... terrible... terrible...

But just tell her it's fuckin' rank, and if she wants some cunninlyngis she'll shave her shit.. otherwise don't touch that fat ass monk.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Get her to shave her head, then tell her to make the carpet match the drapes.

[Beret]

Wax