So like my girlfriend doesn't shave down thar.

[MarshmallowClock]

I dunno what to do really.

We've been going out a couple months now and I've talked to her friends about telling her, because on multiple occasions she's provided oral and I'd be glad to repay the favor but not if I have to navigate through the forest. The friends have told brought up the topic but I am at the point where I'd tell her if I had to.

It's apparent she's shaved before, because the hair isn't that thick, but it's too think where eating her out would probably taste smell and namely feel nasty.

So how do I break it to her? I mean I could be fine with not eating her out, but regardless a bush is somewhat of a turnoff for me.

By the way, long time no see fags.

[GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

kinda hot marsh
also i missed you

[MarshmallowClock]

kinda hot marsh
also i missed you

imo naw.

and i missed you too baby. {{}}

[DiscoBallClock]

Don't get to the point quickly, go slowly. Also, try not to offend her, be careful with what you say.

Also, welcome back.

[salt]

hahha look



it;s you!!

[Marlin Clock]

Idno, I would think bringing it up would backfire upon your own junk.

[MarshmallowClock]

Idno, I would think bringing it up would backfire upon your own junk.

I don't plan on sitting her down and being like
"Listen baby, you need to shave your vagina."
That would surely offend her, but I am sure there are other people out there who have had to bring it up in some way or manner, and have done so successfully.

[Marlin Clock]

I'm sure nomatter how lightly you lay that kind of idea down she's going to at least try the defense that you haven't done the same. It's purely logic.

[peyoteclock]

the fact that you're going for a girl who can grow hair is definite improvement on your part.

also your girlfriend is a dirty bitch.

[RenegadeClock]

I don't plan on sitting her down and being like
"Listen baby, you need to shave your vagina.".

Mary, Mary, quite contrary
Shave that pussy, it's so damn hairy

[GreyClock]

While having sex, take out a pair of scissors, cut off a big chunk and pretend it's a moustache.

[MarshmallowClock]

the fact that you're going for a girl who can grow hair is definite improvement on your part.

also your girlfriend is a dirty bitch.

you're an asshole
and you're an asshole.

i'm leaving again fuck you guys

[MonsterMunch]

Stop being a hairy pussy and tell her

[GreyClock]

Wait my post...

[LuxenbergClock]

aw felix come back we need you on the internet

especially me cause i've been on a little bit of a dnb kick lately and the only person i have to suggest things to me is some guy who only listens to dark dnb

SO FUCK

[DWARFINATORclock]

teheehehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Blue]

pay for a bikini wax for her... she'll shave afterwards when she makes the connection between no hair and more pleasure, etc...

also, random image

[NintendrCkolc]

...she sounds kinda nasty if what you say is true..

[WiiClock]

ask her how she likes your forest.
then she'll ask how you like hers.

[MarshmallowClock]

ask her how she likes your forest.
then she'll ask how you like hers.

Best idea in this whole goddamn thread. I might actually go with this.