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Man Cured of AIDS. No seriously

Farted by CaulkClock, November 13, 2008, 01:09:31 PM

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CaulkClock

QuoteDoctors in Germany say a patient appears to have been cured of HIV by a bone marrow transplant from a donor who had a genetic resistance to the virus.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7726118.stm

Some scientists used stemcells, a mutated gene that roughly 1-2% of the european population has, and a bonemarrow transplant to cure someone of AIDS. Holy shit

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AstronautClock

ah I love this! thanks for sharing!

DiscoBallClock

How dandy, maybe we've finally found a cure to AIDS.

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PirateClock

the man, who suffered from leukaemia and HIV,

lmao
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SnakeClock

Quote from: PirateClock;1447334the man, who suffered from leukaemia and HIV,

lmao

Okay, now we just need to deal with the other thing.

DiscoBallClock

Quote from: Lexington;1447336Okay, now we just need to deal with the other thing.

Quote from: ArticleThe researchers in Berlin said the man, who suffered from leukaemia and HIV, had shown no sign of either disease since the transplant two years ago.

Not really.

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SnakeClock

Don't tell me the guy that gave the transplant had a genetic resistance to leukemia, too.

Forget the guy that got every disease he could; we need to put that first guy in a tank and harvest his medical secrets!

Roman Collar Clock

Damnit.  Now how are we going to ethnically cleanse Africa? :mad:
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

AstronautClock

Quote from: Lexington;1447338Don't tell me the guy that gave the transplant had a genetic resistance to leukemia, too.

Forget the guy that got every disease he could; we need to put that first guy in a tank and harvest his medical secrets!

this is whta I thought. lets clone that fucker and harvest him

EtchASketchClock

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1447342Damnit.  Now how are we going to ethnically cleanse Africa? :mad:
Nuke dem sons a bitchez
Take Care... Spike Your Hair!
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DiscoBallClock

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1447342Damnit.  Now how are we going to ethnically cleanse Africa? :mad:

itt RomanCollar is being himself

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EtchASketchClock

Sweet now all you have to do is get a big ass needle into your bone.
Have fun!
Take Care... Spike Your Hair!
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NintendrCkolc

they've also cured diabetes apparently too. Hurray for gastric bypass surgery!

AstronautClock

cousin skeeter they cant fix short syndrom

EnglishClock

Quote from: Etch A Sketch Guitar;1447354Sweet now all you have to do is get a big ass needle into your bone.
Have fun!

Well it sounds a lot better than aids. :hmph:
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NintendrCkolc

Quote from: AstronautClock;1447357cousin skeeter they cant fix short syndrom


SnakeClock

Quote from: Etch A Sketch Guitar;1447347Nuke dem sons a bitchez

Not as subtle or satisfying as slowly killing them with a horrific disease, is it? Besides, it's harder to play dumb when Africa dies from being ravaged by huge explosions; those don't just "happen" like an outbreak does.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: Lexington;1447360Not as subtle or satisfying as slowly killing them with a horrific disease, is it? Besides, it's harder to play dumb when Africa dies from being ravaged by huge explosions; those don't just "happen" like an outbreak does.

You obviously dont understand the idea of "Containment".

FluxCapacitorClock

Well, Germany can cure AIDS I guess. Here in the greatest country on earth we don't do dealings with stem cells unless we're babykilling moral-haters.