choose your own adventure

[Wind-up Clock]

Just redirect the data from drive 0 to drive 1 and run drive 0's defrag in the background.

Then go wake up your steel comrades and COMBINE TO FORM SUPER-CRUSHA!!!

RAAAAAA

[GearBoxClock]

CONNECT to INTERNET

[AstronautClock]

your battery gets smart at attaches to the other robot

[einsteinclock]

Make a ball out of the mushy innards of the scientist and name it herbie then converse with him/her ( whichever suits your preferences) for the remainder of the process.

[zl]

You have completed your defrag.  You learn how to read and program.

[PepperClock]

Program your robot friend!

[Sigma]

Search through the pile

[zl]

you program your robot friend



you are pretty sure you did it right, but the robot has no power!

[FluxCapacitorClock]

plug him in. give him a power cord, and plug him in

[zl]

zombie lincoln is colorblind

[PepperClock]

Switch robot companions, using your totally animate body to hop over to the next!

[TequilaClock]

Give him one of the battery cords so you become robo-siameses.

And then give him the intestines as a scarf.

[TwistClock]

Take him outside and wait for a thunderstorm. Make the Robot get hit by lightning and hope he powers up.

[INoodleClock]

Have sex.

[ActionClock]

Connect him to the clocktower at the last moment giving him the 1.21 gigawats he needs to go back to the future..wait

[Th'eithain]

Then Dig Though The walls with your robotic power

[GearBoxClock]

Read the remains of the scientist

[AstronautClock]

take over the world and become the evil supreme evil overlord

[PowerGloveClock]

read "Their eyes were watching god" and tell me what happens so I don't have to read it

[zl]

Read that note again now that you can read

It's a grocery list!


That was fun! You want to read more things.

Read the remains of the scientist

You can't read that.

Read Anna Karenina

Well, you couldn't find any books like that around, but you did find some instructional texts on batteries, alchemy, and surgery!