Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.

[Odo]

Just telling you this in general because I was under the impression that this is actually a blog and not a forum.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I pissed and it went out in two streams

[DillClock]

taking a piss right after a wank is fantastic

[einsteinclock]

taking a piss right after a wank is fantastic

[killerbite]

taking a piss after sex is awsome

[DWARFINATORclock]

im pissing right now

[MonsterMunch]

My piss smells like sugar puffs

[GreyClock]

I'm eating cheap cornflakes and it doesn't taste very good!

[AbsintheClock]

You know some people find it really hard to pee and poop at the same time. I find it relatively easy.

[AbsintheClock]

I read somewhere that most folks can't pee with an erection. I wonder if they just didn't because they'd have to practically snap their penis in half to angle it right.

It actually stings when I pee with an erection. Feels like there's too much pressure in the tubing. Maybe you just have a limp noodle.

[INoodleClock]

limp noodle.

Why hello.

I need a piss, but am too lazy to move the bathroom yet motivated enough to make tea.

[AbsintheClock]

Maybe because I don't impersonate the shit I see on Moid.org

[PaperClipClock]

its easy!

[coalclock]

[Sigma]

taking a piss right after a wank is fantastic

^THIS

[Odo]

Sup guys took a piss again just letting you know because it's important!

[WrenchClock]

I read somewhere that most folks can't pee with an erection. I wonder if they just didn't because they'd have to practically snap their penis in half to angle it right.

i can because it's my super power

[Sombra]

This thread ain't Gd up enough

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[Wind-up Clock]

big deal. I threw up 2-3 times yesterday because of a piece of bad cheesecake.

Oh god, that goddamn cheesecake. Knocked me out all day.