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Portal's ending sucks

Farted by ChocolateBarClock, November 28, 2008, 12:14:27 AM

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ChocolateBarClock

God damn Portal's ending sucks. I mean, you're going on the thing, and suddenly a huge fire pit comes into view. GlaDOS says something about 4000 degrees kelvin and you fall in. That's it???

YOU FALL INTO A FIRE???

Man. The game is good, but the ending is not.
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SoBe Clock

Quote from: Losperman;1457503I'M NOT CROSSING THIS BRIDGE TROLL YOU CAN'T EAT ME

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But seriously, Portal is an amazing game and the ending is fine. You're crazy.

DillClock

that's not where it ends

you gotta portal youself to the ledge up there

Wind-up Clock

If the game rolls into credits and GlaDOS is singing a song, that's the end.

If you're booted back to the checkpoint again, you did something wrong.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

Kombucha

Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1457541If the game rolls into credits and GlaDOS is singing a song, that's the end.
He would still be right, Still Alive is an awful song.

PenisPile Clock

but, still alive is a great song. i listen to it multiple times a day.
but i do suppose it is all in personal opinion.
I\'m so uncreative.

WarCorrespondentClock

How is reflecting missiles into a psychotic computer which is ALSO trying to gas you to death not fun?
EXPLAIN!

Steve

I'D RATHER FALL IN A FIRE THAN REALISE I'D NEVER FIND MY FRIENDS AND LEX LUTHOR IS STILL ALIVE. );


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Quote from: Losperman;1457503I'M NOT CROSSING THIS BRIDGE TROLL YOU CAN'T EAT ME

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Bigglesnoots

itt chocolatebar fails at portal
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Topcatyo

Fun fact:  You didn't finish the game.
Have fun, you got about halfway.

TapedeckClock

thanks for blowing the ending asshole.
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This thread is instant win.

CaramelAppleClock

Quote from: Joey 1337;1457545Still Alive is an awful song.
Are you acoustically disabled?