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The guy who ate a plane

Farted by Flounderpa, December 10, 2008, 06:22:29 PM

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Flounderpa

I remember sawing on the news that some guy was trying to eat an airplane, I don't remember when or who but I got curious and diced to research, someone knows of the whereabouts of that guy, if he ate the plane or something?
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TequilaClock


Fireman

he ended up realising that eating planes wouldn't work out.
so he made love to the plane and made human plane hybrids.
he ate those instead!

miracle fruit

i think all of our IQs just dropped ten point

Flounderpa

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1466829I remember him, he broke it up into pieces and ate them or something, I can't really remember. I remember some guy in Guinness book of world records, I bet it was him. He a television and dingen too.
yeah maybe is him
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Solenoidclock

Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

miracle fruit

Quote from: Solenoidclock;1466834qualitty thraed

as you indicated so in your clearly quality post

coalclock

That guy should of ate the hollow end of a shotgun.

Loki Clock

Look up the guy who can digest anything. Cracked has run fifty thousand articles featuring him.

GreyClock

Wasn't he a French guy? He eats like shards of glass and metal objects like spoons and forks or something.

Blue

I'm thinking this is a story.

http://www.hollywood.com/movie/The_Man_Who_Ate_The_747/375338

Synopsis:
A man in Iowa vows to eat an airplane which has crashed onto his farm, in order to prove his love to a woman, His love is tested as the woman falls for a man from the Guiness Book of World Records who comes to the town to verify the eating of the plane.

based on this book maybe?



Synopsis:
How far would you go for love? For Wally Chubb of Superior, Nebraska, the answer is breathtaking, and possibly fatal. Morsel by metallic morsel, he’s eating one of the world’s largest airplanes, hoping to win the attention of local newspaper editor Willa Wyatt. Standing by to verify Wally’s feat is J. J. Smith, a veteran staffer for The Book of Records, who has traveled the globe observing the extraordinary achievements of others while leading the most ordinary life himselfâ€"so ordinary in fact, that J.J. has never found true love. J.J.’s work has taken him to the most romantic spots on earth, from the Taj Mahal to the Eiffel Tower, yet it’s America’s heartland that holds the unexpected key to his dreams. The trouble is, his dream turns out to be Willa Wyatt, an independent woman who refuses to be wooed; she isn’t even impressed by a man willing to consume a airplane to prove his love. But this small town holds big surprises; all of its citizens make a delicious discovery about the wonder of love.

Excerpt:
http://www.bookbrowse.com/excerpts/index.cfm?book_number=612
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Blue

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Loki Clock


Blue

Quote from: Loki Klokka;1466869http://edition.cnn.com/WORLD/europe/9806/11/fringe.mr.eat.everything/

ah, same guy I found. Yea thats the man.

and yep, beaten.
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Slurpee


Blue

That would have been funnier if the boat started to sink.
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Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1466829I remember him, he broke it up into pieces and ate them or something, I can't really remember. I remember some guy in Guinness book of world records, I bet it was him. He a television and dingen too.

You mean Monsieur Mangetout?
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SnakeClock

That reminds me of that episode of M*A*S*H where Klinger tried to eat a Jeep. And here I thought that was nuts.

Quote from: Blue;1466868I'm thinking this is a story.

http://www.hollywood.com/movie/The_Man_Who_Ate_The_747/375338

Synopsis:
A man in Iowa vows to eat an airplane which has crashed onto his farm, in order to prove his love to a woman, His love is tested as the woman falls for a man from the Guiness Book of World Records who comes to the town to verify the eating of the plane.

That concept is so amazing it's stupid.

miracle fruit