ITT we write dirty haikus

CD Clock · December 12, 2008, 06:26:28 PM

here is mine

an anal crevace
tight foreboding gate of doom
smelly, dark, dank, damp

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · December 12, 2008, 06:30:28 PM

I spilled the milk.
The milk is everywhere
I can't clean this up

miracle fruit · December 12, 2008, 06:31:23 PM

A bag of chips
I'm going to eat them
They are delicious

SnakeClock · December 12, 2008, 07:04:19 PM

Hot anal sex
With a dirty French whore
Here comes syphilis

Loki Clock · December 12, 2008, 08:02:26 PM

The rain is mother
Nurturing the dancer's skin
My dick's in her corpse

miracle fruit · December 12, 2008, 08:10:37 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1468612Hot anal sex
With a dirty French whore
Here comes syphilis

Quote from: Loki Klokka;1468649The rain is mother
Nurturing the dancer's skin
My dick's in her corpse

thanks idiots

k0ma · December 12, 2008, 08:45:12 PM

My dick has been bent.
Who bent my penis sideways?
Now I can't piss right.

Solenoidclock · December 12, 2008, 08:51:48 PM

Christine just called
She robbed a planned parenthood
Ten thousand condoms

Solenoidclock · December 12, 2008, 09:30:50 PM

Quote from: Raleigh St. Clair;1468698That one was funny before it got to the actual dirty part

Yeah, I was pretty uninspired I'll admit. I'll drop the last two and rewrite them when I get back from her house tomorrow.

Also, I hate diddling as a verb for sex. It makes my skin crawl.

SnakeClock · December 12, 2008, 09:51:53 PM

Quote from: garfeild;1468660thanks idiots

He asked for dirty.

Oh, I believe in
Miracles! Oh, where you from,
You sexy thing, you?

Maltese · December 12, 2008, 10:05:23 PM

anal sex with self
defies laws of nature, no?
time travel is great

WreckingBallClock · December 12, 2008, 10:06:38 PM

A Thread on Clock Crew
A virtual Hell unleashed
No one will survive
___

Cannot do Haikus
Forgot the syllable count
CorpseGrinderClock
___

He messed up as well
Though it was on the topic
Snake is a pervert
___

There is a big mess
He spilled the milk all over
Flounderman cries

SnakeClock · December 12, 2008, 10:07:33 PM

Quote from: Bill Lumbergh;1468731anal sex with self
defies laws of nature, no?
time travel is great

The last verse there
It was the funniest
Of the three verses.

EtchASketchClock · December 12, 2008, 10:08:52 PM

She Didn't Put Out,
So I Shot Her A Few Times
And Fucked Her Body

Topcatyo · December 12, 2008, 10:16:46 PM

Seargant Hymen said,
"Soldiers, let's go." They stabbed him.
The blood soon stopped, though.

Maltese · December 12, 2008, 10:18:20 PM

stretching my anus
goatse has nothing on me
rectal prolapse, ouch

miracle fruit · December 12, 2008, 10:38:13 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1468719He asked for dirty.

why do you always do what your told

Topcatyo · December 12, 2008, 11:46:15 PM

A dick in my mouth.
Gargh blug wawf mowb mumf burgh mowf
Slurp, okay I'm done.

SnakeClock · December 13, 2008, 12:52:24 AM

Quote from: Raleigh St. Clair;1468903Haiku Haiku Hai
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Dicks

Nice.

Maltese · December 13, 2008, 01:00:51 AM

Quote from: Raleigh St. Clair;1468903Haiku Haiku Hai
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Dicks

YOU STOLE THAT FROM MY
HAIKU THREAD! YOU BIG ASSHOLE
This is a Haiku

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