So it's not even remotely humerous how awful the Twilight books are

[SnakeClock]

All you guys say that these books are for little girls, but I know plenty of grown women who gobble this shit up. I actually work with a girl my age who want to get a Twilight tattoo on her arm, and all the female managers (there being 5 of them) love it too. I never hear the end of it.

This book is for people with estrogen.

[FileCabinetClock]

I've yet to read Artemis Fowl but I've heard he was writing the Hitchhiker sequel. I guess not even killing off every main character can stop fanfiction sequels.

oh yeah i didnt finish those yet so thanks

[SnakeClock]

;1494345']oh yeah i didnt finish those yet so thanks

But you don't know how!

He did you a favour anyway; "Mostly Harmless" sucks.

[FileCabinetClock]

But you don't know how!

I KEPT MYSELF SHELTERED I WANTED A FRESH EXPERIENCE BUT IT'S ALL UNDONE

[SnakeClock]

;1494386']I KEPT MYSELF SHELTERED I WANTED A FRESH EXPERIENCE BUT IT'S ALL UNDONE

With Adams, it's not just knowing it happened, you have to know HOW!

[FileCabinetClock]

With Adams, it's not just knowing it happened, you have to know HOW!

omg

[Wind-up Clock]

I finished Mostly Harmless a long time ago.

I read it again, just to make sure i got everything.

Then i was all like :wut:

[buttplug]

Read The Illuminatus! Trilogy.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Its not that I refuse to read them or see the movie because they have a faggoty reputation, I just think the plot sounds ridiculously cliche and thus I'm uninterested.

[Kaijuclock]

you know a book is going to be shit when the author says that is dedicated to the band THE USED, who was the inspiration for the book.

[TequilaClock]

I should ask my friend Michelle if she even has touched these, she is a bookworm but she better be picky as I am with games, I don't want her to be trendy D:

[GearBoxClock]

The vampires are not vampires. They don't suck blood, and they sparkle This is almost as bad as The Eye of Argon

I barely read any of it before returning it to the Library

[screwdriver_clock]

This book is for people with estrogen.

Theres a pill for that :P

[SnakeClock]

Theres a pill for that :P

There are pills to help people with a Twilight-hate deficiency?

[FileCabinetClock]

Theres a pill for that :P

i have a hormonal imbalance and they're not any better

[Poltergeist]

Pop-fiction in general is pretty shitty (read: books aimed at preteens-mid teens, about people of the same age, almost always focusing on magic or something [read: books trying to be next harry potter, but are usually "darker"])

The vampires are not vampires. They don't suck blood, and they sparkle This is almost as bad as The Eye of Argon

I barely read any of it before returning it to the Library

Elaborate!

[Silly Putty Clock]

Elaborate!

Allow me:
"You're beautiful!"
"I'm a monster! This is the skin of a killer!
*runs around at lighting speed*
You think you can outrun me?
*uproots trees with one hand*
You think you can defend yourself?"

Or so I heard.

[GearBoxClock]

Elaborate!

Kay. Both main characters as giant Mary Sues. Neither have any flaws that matter and I may have even seen a "So beautiful its a curse" type line. None of it was interesting in any way, none of the lines were original, and as far as I know, the only major plot twist is that that bitch that's the main character will gave birth to hellspawn because she had violent, unconscious sex with another Mary Sue. Apparently, near when the Mary Sues have sex, the bitch is knocked unconscious and wakes up with no memory of the event, and with bruises all over her body and at least a couple of broken bones.

Also, Eye of Argon is known to be one of the worst novella's ever written. There are reading contests at conventions, where you have to try to read the entire thing out loud, without laughing. It is quite difficult.

[Topcatyo]

I read Jane Eyre.
I fucking hated that book.
I haven't read Twilight but I hate it too.