I can't leave my house.

DWARFINATORclock · December 15, 2008, 04:42:38 AM

I wanted to go to school but found out I can't leave my house. They are putting new pavement in and there is shit blocking my door.

I am a captive in my own home!

Slurpee · December 15, 2008, 05:02:24 AM

break through the walls

Fireman · December 15, 2008, 05:50:08 AM

yeah I'm sure you don't feel pain in that robot half of you.

MarshmallowClock · December 15, 2008, 06:48:20 AM

damn i wish i had an excuse to not do anything.

literally that is an excuse to cancel everything you had planned, congratulations. i've been looking for something like that my entire life.

BlueGasMask · December 15, 2008, 06:48:57 AM

Do you have a back door or even a window?

DWARFINATORclock · December 15, 2008, 09:41:38 AM

Quote from: BlueGasMaskClock;1470724Do you have a back door or even a window?

Oh right I'm going to leave my house through a window. Anyway the doorway was only blocked for about an hour and then I went on my way.

I couldn't take the back door cause I needed my bike, which was in the garage, which is on the front of the house.

ActionClock · December 15, 2008, 09:55:27 AM

i would go out a window. I cant stand being cooped up inside for long periods of time.

DWARFINATORclock · December 15, 2008, 10:53:43 AM

Quote from: actionclock;1470780i would go out a window. I cant stand being cooped up inside for long periods of time.

I needed my bike.

AlbinoClock · December 15, 2008, 11:11:25 AM

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1470816I needed my bike.

That's why you walk around the house after exiting.

Who is they?

DWARFINATORclock · December 15, 2008, 11:35:10 AM

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1470823That's why you walk around the house after exiting.

Who is they?

The dudes working for my city that lay pavement?

Marlin Clock · December 15, 2008, 12:05:17 PM

Wait, so your house door opens up into the ceiling?

Bigglesnoots · December 15, 2008, 12:09:08 PM

I see it the right way

CelticKnotClock · December 15, 2008, 12:13:30 PM

use portals

DWARFINATORclock · December 15, 2008, 12:22:06 PM

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1470850Wait, so your house door opens up into the ceiling?

Yours doesn't?

SnakeClock · December 15, 2008, 12:36:57 PM

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1470765Oh right I'm going to leave my house through a window. Anyway the doorway was only blocked for about an hour and then I went on my way.

Well that kind of killed the drama of being trapped in your house.

DWARFINATORclock · December 15, 2008, 12:38:49 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1470869Well that kind of killed the drama of being trapped in your house.

I couldn't even leave my house through a window if I wanted to, unless its the first floor windows, and then I'd have to jump down and could hurt myself!

DigitalLemonClock · December 15, 2008, 12:48:42 PM

you are an easy prey for evil corrupt secret police locking you inside your house

you should probably get the fuck out while you still can, tomorrow every piece of pavement will simply not be there

they got buggs in yo ass

DWARFINATORclock · December 15, 2008, 03:11:46 PM

sheeyot

PowerGloveClock · December 15, 2008, 03:27:42 PM

lets play l4d again

Loki Clock · December 15, 2008, 03:52:51 PM

Quote from: Raleigh St. Clair;1470961I would have suggested grabbing a pipe and a news paper, going outside, lighting your pipe and beginning to read, while making a steamy deposit in the concrete as they watch in horror. When someone says anything, say "Good lord! What are these people doing in my bathroom?"

Only if you can maintain your balance while squatting. Hot pavement is not some shit you want your genitalia to mess with.

News:

I can't leave my house.