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i just found out that im going to be a dad.

Farted by ToyotaClock, December 21, 2008, 12:47:03 PM

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FlossClock

#40
December 21, 2008, 04:02:36 PM
Wait, did you wear a condom? If so, that fuckin' sucks. If not, it still sucks, but you kind if brought it on yourself.

ToyotaClock

#41
December 21, 2008, 04:08:16 PM
Quote from: Flossy Boy;1476061Wait, did you wear a condom? If so, that fuckin' sucks. If not, it still sucks, but you kind if brought it on yourself.

of course i wore a condom i am not completely fucking stupid

she wasn't on the pill though, so i probably should have seen it coming i guess

still really sucks

FlossClock

#42
December 21, 2008, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: ToyotaClock;1476069of course i wore a condom i am not completely fucking stupid

she wasn't on the pill though, so i probably should have seen it coming i guess

still really sucks

Fuck, what kind of condom did you use?

TruncheonClock

#43
December 21, 2008, 04:16:56 PM
Quote from: Flossy Boy;1476091Fuck, what kind of condom did you use?

It's not his kid. he was using a used condom which he found and turned inside out.
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

NintendrCkolc

#44
December 21, 2008, 04:32:55 PM
punch her in the stomach.

Sombra

#45
December 21, 2008, 04:35:15 PM
Lol don't make the mistake of asking her to get an abortion, that can fuck a kid up later in life if they find out about it.

splatter

#46
December 21, 2008, 04:37:18 PM
Quote from: ToyotaClock;1476045hey fuck you asshole, i didnt want this, but im not gonna force her to do something if she doesnt want to

im just gonna do what i can to make this kid have a good life
Fuck you r0ms, this is the last fucking thing she needs, more shit to worry about. You're a fucking asshole.
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ToyotaClock

#47
December 21, 2008, 04:45:40 PM
Quote from: splatter;1476133Fuck you r0ms, this is the last fucking thing she needs, more shit to worry about. You're a fucking asshole.

splatter you dont know shit you're still holding on to some delusion about true love, who are you to judge me

patriotclock

#48
December 21, 2008, 04:45:48 PM
do the world a favor and abort it and then abort yourself

ToyotaClock

#49
December 21, 2008, 04:48:36 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1476142do the world a favor and abort it and then abort yourself

heh patriot still have a grudge against me for pointing out how much of a faggot you are i see

why don't you go hang out with the cool kids over at 4chan i'm sure they'll appreciate your super badass cold internet persona

splatter

#50
December 21, 2008, 04:49:48 PM
Quote from: ToyotaClock;1476143heh patriot still have a grudge against me for pointing out how much of a faggot you are i see

why don't you go hang out with the cool kids over at 4chan i'm sure they'll appreciate your super badass cold internet persona

lmfao
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GodClock

#51
December 21, 2008, 04:51:43 PM
Quote from: ToyotaClock;1476143heh patriot still have a grudge against me for pointing out how much of a faggot you are i see

why don't you go hang out with the cool kids over at 4chan i'm sure they'll appreciate your super badass cold internet persona

HAAA fuk u patriot
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

Steve

#52
December 21, 2008, 04:52:20 PM
trunchy strikes again

poopbutt

#53
December 21, 2008, 04:53:20 PM
You do know that you have to get married no. Don't you?
Quote from: Sean Connery;1479838Horsemen, whore like your mother and semen

PowerGloveClock

#54
December 21, 2008, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: Mr. Murray;1476148You do know that you have to get married no. Don't you?
???
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

ToyotaClock

#55
December 21, 2008, 04:54:31 PM
Quote from: Mr. Murray;1476148You do know that you have to get married no. Don't you?

lmao

PecanClock

#56
December 21, 2008, 04:55:55 PM
Quote from: ToyotaClock;1476143heh patriot still have a grudge against me for pointing out how much of a faggot you are i see

why don't you go hang out with the cool kids over at 4chan i'm sure they'll appreciate your super badass cold internet persona

holy shit

patriotclock

#57
December 21, 2008, 04:57:52 PM
Quote from: ToyotaClock;1476143heh patriot still have a grudge against me for pointing out how much of a faggot you are i see

why don't you go hang out with the cool kids over at 4chan i'm sure they'll appreciate your super badass cold internet persona

im super badass cold

Dan Backslide

#58
December 21, 2008, 04:58:04 PM
Whoa r0ms, why didn't I know about this before?

ToyotaClock

#59
December 21, 2008, 05:03:46 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1476154im super badass cold

oh im sorry did you want some more
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