Bought some new shades

[BluezombieClock]

$259 bucks? And explain me, how can you see dingen with these shades that your eye can't see? They come with a new retina or something?

It's got something to do with the material they're made from, it's like 10 layers of some shit mixed with titanium. It reflects 100% of all light off, so it's like having blinds all the time, so the sun never bothers you, although the blinds are invisible to your eyes, and they're ''polarized''. I don't get blinded by snow, and he showed me an example by showing a picture.

To the naked eye, it was just a metal plaque, but when i put them on, i could see a parrot in full colour. He said it had something to do with how the lenses react with some shit i didnt really pay attention.

[DNAClock]

It's got something to do with the material they're made from, it's like 10 layers of some shit mixed with titanium. It reflects 100% of all light off, so it's like having blinds all the time, so the sun never bothers you, although the blinds are invisible to your eyes, and they're ''polarized''. I don't get blinded by snow, and he showed me an example by showing a picture.

To the naked eye, it was just a metal plaque, but when i put them on, i could see a parrot in full colour. He said it had something to do with how the lenses react with some shit i didnt really pay attention.

If it reflected 100% of the light you wouldn't be able to see any shit dumbass.

So, you put these on and see parrots all around? Not worth the price, sorry.

[TruncheonClock]

If it reflected 100% of the light you wouldn't be able to see any shit dumbass.

So, you put these on and see parrots all around? Not worth the price, sorry.

Sigged

[FileCabinetClock]

well ok

If it reflected 100% of the light you wouldn't be able to see any shit dumbass.

NO IT'S SCIENCE

[AbsintheClock]

If you can't see these parrots you should see an eye doctor and get some real fucking glasses.

[BluezombieClock]

If it reflected 100% of the light you wouldn't be able to see any shit dumbass.

So, you put these on and see parrots all around? Not worth the price, sorry.

It's worth it when the girls come and are all like 'Oh wow, are those real MJ's?!'

+ Style points ftw

[AbsintheClock]

Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

[BluezombieClock]

Well you guys are making fun of the whole parrot thing, quite frankly I can't blame you, it does sound stupid. You gotta see it to believe it.

[HeinekenClock]

I have 200 euro Oakleys but I have them to actually see shit because I'm blind as a bat.

I thought this up until 2 months ago when I bought a 30 euro pair and they make me see just as good, they have curved sides so they hook behind your ears instead of DIGGING INTO YOUR FLESH like Oakleys, and they don't make me look like a lesbian woman instead of a guy with glasses.

Fuck brands.

[BluezombieClock]

Well since everyone is already tugging at my legs, I might as well come clean.

I bought two pairs of 100$ jeans, a few t-shirts, new pair of shoes and a 50$ belt.

[Sombra]

Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas

[DNAClock]

Well since everyone is already tugging at my legs, I might as well come clean.

I bought two pairs of 100$ jeans, a few t-shirts, new pair of shoes and a 50$ belt.

Do they make you feel things you've never felt before or they just compensate for your lack of self-steem?

[Sombra]

Well since everyone is already tugging at my legs, I might as well come clean.

I bought two pairs of 100$ jeans, a few t-shirts, new pair of shoes and a 50$ belt.

[BluezombieClock]

Do they make you feel things you've never felt before or they just compensate for your lack of self-steem?

They actually just increased my already high self-esteem! Thanks!

[HeinekenClock]

Well since everyone is already tugging at my legs, I might as well come clean.

I bought two pairs of 100$ jeans, a few t-shirts, new pair of shoes and a 50$ belt.

Yeah well that's good expenses because they actually look better, but most cheap sunglasses look exactly like good brands.

[CD Clock]

I have a pair of Oakley Custom polarized Radar Paths that were about $320.

I am a sailing instructor though so i kind of have a use for them

[BluezombieClock]

Yeah well that's good expenses because they actually look better, but most cheap sunglasses look exactly like good brands.

True, they do look the same. But trust me. Try a pair (if possible outside, they surely have kiosks outside somewhere if it's not cold shitless where you are). You'll feel like you have no force on your eyes at all, and everything is crystal clear.

[BluezombieClock]

I got my Kennith Cole sunglasses for like 28 bucks. They're 100% UV protected, a name brand, and they're somewhat styled like the ones you got, only gunmetal rims with black lenses.

You overpaid

All sunglasses are marked '100% uv protected', some are and some are lying. The real price is in the materials used, method of assembly (these glasses were formed with 7 layers of some kind of resources, with some stuff put in between)

Anyways, I'm no pro but I'm trying to remember as much of what the sunglasses nerd was telling me about them.

[FileCabinetClock]

[DNAClock]

They'll tell you anything to get you to buy the expensive glasses!

No way man... You should've seen those fucking parrots!