So, I have an interesting story

F U Clock · January 27, 2009, 01:37:30 AM

To preface this story, I'll mention that over the Summer someone came into my house here at school and stole my laptop, and various music gear.

I was looking for my twelve-pack of diet Orange Crush soda tonight, and it seemed to be gone. After getting really pissed that my roommates had fucked with it, I asked them, and no one knew where it was, but one noted they'd seen our can depot-thing outside at the back of the house, for some reason. So I went back there, and sure enough our can-box was back there, with my Crush box, both empty. So here's the theory:

Someone came into our house through our open back door, while no one was home except for my fucking delinquent roommate who never leaves his room on the second floor, and stole our cans and diet soda. At the risk of sounding dramatic, it's the weirdest fucking thing that's ever happened to me. I struggle to understand it as an actual possibility, but it's the only one I can conceive of other than ghosts. I mean, it could have been much worse, but I'm almost insulted that someone would enter a stranger's house during the day with someone home to steal about $10 worth of soda. We have three Xbox 360's in the house, not to mention six computers.

Anyways, I'm thinking of setting up a security camera. Just to see if I can capture some weird shit.

SilverClock · January 27, 2009, 01:41:21 AM

That's creepy FU. You should set that shit up, and bust some heads. You got the guns, use 'em.

F U Clock · January 27, 2009, 01:41:24 AM

Hey maaan. What's shakin'?

And yeah, diet soda. I can't be downing madd G's of sugar all day.

Insomnia · January 27, 2009, 01:41:40 AM

I missed you :3

SnakeClock · January 27, 2009, 01:42:12 AM

Maybe they don't want to steal anything that would prompt you to call the cops and are content to just go "grocery shopping".

But yes, those cameras could catch some fascinating shit. Maybe give you ideas for FUClock Episode 5, too.

F U Clock · January 27, 2009, 01:44:29 AM

Quote from: Hogarth Hughes;1507536Maybe they don't want to steal anything that would prompt you to call the cops and are content to just go "grocery shopping".

That's sort of what I figure too, but I mean, I'm sure there's plenty of houses around with cans outside in a garbage can or something. If you don't wanna' do the time, don't do the criiime, know what I'm saying?

He left the box for the twelve-pack, so part of me wants to take it to the cops and just say, "Look, it's a long-shot, but just dust it for fingerprints." I don't want to arrest this man, but I have a lot of questions.

F U Clock · January 27, 2009, 01:45:54 AM

Quote from: Insomnia;1507533I missed you :3

Hey, I'm always here. Just not posting.

LOLAMIRITE!?

SilverClock · January 27, 2009, 01:46:03 AM

That would be amusing.

TeddyBear · January 27, 2009, 01:47:14 AM

Sorry man, I had to take them. I can't pay for my cyber-cafe internet any other way!
I'm just a poor hobo.

SnakeClock · January 27, 2009, 01:48:07 AM

Quote from: F U Clock;1507539That's sort of what I figure too, but I mean, I'm sure there's plenty of houses around with cans outside in a garbage can or something. If you don't wanna' do the time, don't do the criiime, know what I'm saying?

Still with drinks in them? Probably not.

It still seems odd that people can just waltz through your apartment and take things without anyone noticing until they're gone.

zl · January 27, 2009, 01:54:18 AM

Quote from: F U Clock;1507527I mean, it could have been much worse, but I'm almost insulted that someone would enter a stranger's house during the day with someone home to steal about $10 worth of soda.

do not cross

a man with nothing to lose

F U Clock · January 27, 2009, 01:58:08 AM

ZL, very true. I replayed that recently.

And Teddy, you better not have been the one who took my laptop. I will be fucking furious.

Our house is fairly large. I mean, six of us live in it, and my roommate who was here is literally a giant waste of life. He was here the last time our house was robbed. He doesn't hear shit.

TeddyBear · January 27, 2009, 02:00:26 AM

No I have my own laptop.

GodClock · January 27, 2009, 02:07:35 AM

rig a secret lego webcam

SnakeClock · January 27, 2009, 02:24:29 AM

Make sure it's inconspicuous.

Moose Clock · January 27, 2009, 03:22:30 AM

Call them niggaz out and bust some whigs.

SilverClock · January 27, 2009, 03:30:23 AM

Must be some badass mutha fucka to steal from FU. Brosef looks like he could tear a bus in half with his bare teeth.

Fireman · January 27, 2009, 03:52:27 AM

Quote from: SilverClock;1507573Must be some badass mutha fucka to steal from FU. Brosef looks like he could tear a bus in half with his bare teeth.

I heard he went for a swim once, he beat the shit out of the water with each stroke and thus created the Dead Sea.

Mashed Potato Johnson · January 27, 2009, 05:35:27 AM

Your room mate sure must be some kind of cunt.

Kaijuclock · January 27, 2009, 06:45:07 AM

Thats crazy, i have a weird story too! This morning i woke up and my legs hurt, and there beside me were like 4 empty crush can's, i dont even know where they came from! I had a butter knife in my back pocket and mud on my shoes!

Seems like weird things are happening all around, huh?

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So, I have an interesting story