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Farted by Pissed-on Clock, January 27, 2009, 06:25:02 PM

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Pissed-on Clock

Name your top 3!

1. Demetri Martin
2. Flight of the Conchords (It's two, but you can't have one without the other)
3. Daniel Tosh

Slurpee

1 larry the cabel guy
2. carlos mencia 3.. dane cook

Thor

Dilbert, The Far Side, and Hagar the Horrible. Those are all standup comics by standup fellows, what what.
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To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Slurpee;15081601 larry the cabel guy
2. carlos mencia 3.. dane cook
Are you trying to troll?

ActionClock

I have too many to name, but i've seen Jim Gaffigan, Nick Swardson, Demetri Martin, and Zack Galifinakis live
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CourgetteClock

I have no top 3 but a fucking pile of em that annoy the shit out of me.

The Beatles

1. Brian Regan
2. Pablo Fransisco
3.  Luis C.K

Maltese

Zack Galifinakis
Demitri Martin
Flight of the Conchords

Topcatyo

Arj Barker, Patton Oswalt, and Mitch Hedberg are in there.

Kodiakclock

mitch hedberg dimitri martin zack galifinakis
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RobClock

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CHINESE FOOD!

YoYoClock


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Quote from: pop-tart clock;1905428I think yoyo is the best one.

Soup Clock

Mitch Hedberg
FotC
Dimitri Martin
ass whore

EtchASketchClock

George Carlin
Ricky Gervais
The only other comic I can name is Jeff Dunham
Take Care... Spike Your Hair!
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Slurpee

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1508183Are you trying to troll?
dont mock my favorite comedians faggot

SilverClock

I love some Mitch Hedberg. RIP, brosef. :(
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Thor

Quote from: Slurpee;1508239here's your sign

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Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Thor

On a related note, "here's your sign" jokes always pissed me off because they're usually actually decent questions and the joke teller is the stupid one who doesn't understand the context.
Example joke:
I was at a restaurant with my wife alone, nobody else around, and the waiter walked up and asked "table for how many". I said "oh about 140, I like to move around. Here's your sign!"
That isn't showing the stupid waiter, that's just you being a moron because maybe somebody would be coming in to join you later or you had kids in the bathroom god I hate you redneck comedy

They also don't understand the concept of a rhetorical question.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

DNAClock

George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, David Cross.
NO YOUTUBE IN SIGNATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaijuclock

Zack Galifinakis
George Carlin
Lewis Black