What Do You Look For, And At, In A Partner

[Kaijuclock]

i cant say the opposite sex, because of all the bi-sexual and closet homo's here, so when your looking for a partner
A. Whats the first thing you look at
and
B. What do you look for in this person


The First Thing I Look At Is There Eyes And Lips, i love them both equally

and i look for a funny personality, someone i can be my wacky self around



what about you, virgins.... i mean clockcrew

[Maltese]

are you calling me gay?

[Kaijuclock]

are you calling me gay?

so what if i am, big deal, wanna fuck about it?

[Maltese]

so what if i am, big deal, wanna fuck about it?

not my type

[Kaijuclock]

not my type

burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Maltese]

burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

yeah boiiiiiiii

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I'm an ass man

[TeddyBear]

Eyes, sense of humor (I like people who make me laugh, and don't think I'm too out there with sarcasm/dark humor), and backs.

[HotPocketClock]

I like to look for a girl with a nice pair of goobs.  Someone that can  really wear a hearing aid if ya no what i mean.  Preferably someone that enjoys going to bingo every week as much as I do.  They can't have any control of their bowel movements whatsoever.

My favorite activity to do with someone of the opposite sex is to cuddle up and watch America's most wanted every week, and play the sweeps.  

Above all, I love a girl who's not afraid to show me pictures of her great grand children.

It's hard to find a girl like that around here (I'v tried eHarmony, no luck).  I find its better to look at the local nursing home.

[Heliopios]

a. Either face or legs, depends on if she snuck up on me or some shit.
b. If she doesn't hate me for some undefined reason, and doesn't hate douchey comedy, oh and she can't be DERRRRRP stupid

[berimfuckyoubau]

actually im in love right now.

he doesnt have a perfect body. but she has the most perfect face in the world. lovely eyes, and great sense of humour which i love.

[Slurpee]

I like to look for a girl with a nice pair of goobs.  Someone that can  really wear a hearing aid if ya no what i mean.  Preferably someone that enjoys going to bingo every week as much as I do.  They can't have any control of their bowel movements whatsoever.

My favorite activity to do with someone of the opposite sex is to cuddle up and watch America's most wanted every week, and play the sweeps.  

Above all, I love a girl who's not afraid to show me pictures of her great grand children.

It's hard to find a girl like that around here (I'v tried eHarmony, no luck).  I find its better to look at the local nursing home.

hahahahahaha

[berimfuckyoubau]

I like to look for a girl with a nice pair of goobs.  Someone that can  really wear a hearing aid if ya no what i mean.  Preferably someone that enjoys going to bingo every week as much as I do.  They can't have any control of their bowel movements whatsoever.

My favorite activity to do with someone of the opposite sex is to cuddle up and watch America's most wanted every week, and play the sweeps.  

Above all, I love a girl who's not afraid to show me pictures of her great grand children.

It's hard to find a girl like that around here (I'v tried eHarmony, no luck).  I find its better to look at the local nursing home.

hahahahahaha

[Thor]

Not existing, because I'm antisocial.

[Kodiakclock]

eyes face legs

i want a girl who is head over heels in love with me and is willing to deal with my bullshit even though im actually a pretty nice guy and she also should cook like music and instruments and art and is cool with me smoking weed and drinkin beer

[Thor]

I only date women who's age is a prime number

[Kodiakclock]

I only date women who's age is a prime number

you only date women named BILBOOOO

[Kodiakclock]

shut up tri we dont want your math here

[Maltese]

you're looking for a dick?

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

there is a bulge in that young woman's pants, is that an avocado?