I just took a dump.

[AbsintheClock]

What's up clock crew?

[Kaijuclock]

im interested

[DiscoBallClock]

Was it fun?

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I haven't pooped in three days

[DiscoBallClock]

I haven't pooped in three days

Have I been doing it too hard?

[AbsintheClock]

I do it like three times a day. It's great. I have like the healthiest intestinal tract ever. And it's strange because despite the fact I eat junk food, I'm still quite healthy.

[DiscoBallClock]

One poopin' a day, keeps the stomachache away

[DiscoBallClock]

Which reminds me, when I get home from school I fart for like 20 straight seconds because I didn't do so the whole day.

[AbsintheClock]

Really? I would actually do it pretty much anywhere. I thought it was hilarious to pass SBDs down the hallway.

[DiscoBallClock]

I dunno, my farts really smell and I'm a bad liar.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Farting in a crowded bus is great, nobody knows it's you and it's impossible to escape.

[DiscoBallClock]

Yes, but I'm in school where people actually know me.

[DiscoBallClock]

I wouldn't mind giving some unknown fuckers a sniff of my guts, but I don't wanna be known as a dirty person.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Have you ever farted in someone's mouth before? It's great.

[DiscoBallClock]

What exactly is great in that? The face of the person, your delight, or both?

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

The horrified twisted facial expression my victim's face, watching him choke on my rectal gasses, his eyes tearing up in agony.

[DiscoBallClock]

Lovely.

[PowerGloveClock]

Which reminds me, when I get home from school I fart for like 20 straight seconds because I didn't do so the whole day.