Daddy at thirteen

[Slurpee]

how the hell did they get it out of her?

[China Clock]

how the hell did they get it out of her?

C-section, no way in hell she could give birth so they had to cut her open.

[Safe___Clock]

how could a 4 year old provide the nutrients and stuff to create a baby

[Asshatclock]

He looks like a 2 year old.

[PaperClipClock]

i was born pregnant

[Silly Putty Clock]

i was born pregnant

http://www.bogleech.com/bio-xxx.html

Scroll down to the fifth entry (adactylidium mites).

[DWARFINATORclock]

Actually that would be a 4 year old girl which got impregnated by her father via rape, in Peru. Also there was a case in Portugal around the age of 4-5 too, I think. I wonder what the fuck is wrong with "P"-countries.

Actually:

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

[China Clock]

Actually:

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

..Actually what? Impregnated at 4, same picture, confirmed to be true. Father released from being suspected for incest due to lack of evidence/confession but no other explanation (no DNA back in the 30s either).

[DWARFINATORclock]

..Actually what? Impregnated at 4, same picture, confirmed to be true. Father released from being suspected for incest due to lack of evidence/confession but no other explanation (no DNA back in the 30s either).

Became a mother at 5. She never told anyone who the father was so assuming that her own father raped her is just silly.

[China Clock]

Became a mother at 5. She never told anyone who the father was so assuming that her own father raped her is just silly.

..Yes, I'm sure it was immaculate conception. The Ticrapo district (not just the town she's from) has a total of two thousand people as of 2005, less back then. Or maybe the little girl was just "asking for it".

But admittedly yes, I misremembered that part from the Portugal case which was far, far more recent. But from seeing that I'm pretty sure it's not too crazy to say the dad is responsible here too.

[Poltergeist]

Wasn't it a medical experiment?

Yes a bunch of scientists got consent from a seven year old girl and her parents to hold her down and inject her with semen for the benefit of man kind

Has it occurred to anybody yet that this is the Sun?

We actually use The Sun in my critical thinking class as a joke newspaper

stab stabby stab

thats my baby now

[Silly Putty Clock]

We actually use The Sun in my critical thinking class as a joke newspaper

Perhaps, but that doesn't make it any more reputable of a source, does it?

[AbsintheClock]

He ain't a man. You can tell because he didn't put the stem on the apple.

[RocketFetus]

WHAT THE FUCK

[ProzacClock]

I think it's obvious he's going for the record of most generations of living descendants. His kid has a kid at the same age and so on, and all of a sudden he's a great-great-great-great-grandfather at 78.

Or maybe all the cool kids were doing it.

[Poltergeist]

Perhaps, but that doesn't make it any more reputable of a source, does it?

No I mean it's such an awful newspaper we use it for examples of "this is how not to write.argue"

[CaramelAppleClock]

I think it's obvious he's going for the record of most generations of living descendants. His kid has a kid at the same age and so on, and all of a sudden he's a great-great-great-great-grandfather at 78.

Or maybe all the cool kids were doing it.

-I'm so cool I'm gonna have a baby before you do!
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah!
-Yeah, right..
-You'll see

[miracle fruit]

I've heard of younger, but seeing a pic like that is just sickening.

what is so sickening about it

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Actually that would be a 4 year old girl which got impregnated by her father via rape, in Peru. Also there was a case in Portugal around the age of 4-5 too, I think. I wonder what the fuck is wrong with "P"-countries.

Yeah that's the exact story I was talking about. Could of sworn she was 7 though.

[AstronautClock]

fucked up tits lol