Daddy at thirteen

buttplug · February 14, 2009, 12:57:02 PM

Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520828That girl looks like Uncle Fester.

HOLY FUCK

Topcatyo · February 14, 2009, 01:14:36 PM

Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520808Has it occurred to anybody yet that this is the Sun?

I thought to post something along these longs but I decided not to bother.

TruncheonClock · February 14, 2009, 01:22:12 PM

Quote from: Topcatyo;1520911I thought to post something along these longs but I decided not to bother.

Not that it matters, it's been on every single fucking news channel atleast 16 times over here.

You can't go ANYWHERE without hearing someone talking about it either.

MonocleClock · February 14, 2009, 01:39:43 PM

Quote from: Ayumu Kasuga;1520915Not that it matters, it's been on every single fucking news channel atleast 16 times over here.

You can't go ANYWHERE without hearing someone talking about it either.

What's funny is when two news articles are 98% the same.

TabascoClock · February 14, 2009, 01:54:36 PM

Quote from: Abs in the Hot Dog;1520828That girl looks like Uncle Fester.

Hahahaha. Yeah it's true though.

Beret · February 14, 2009, 01:57:37 PM

ehhhhh that's nasty.

MonocleClock · February 14, 2009, 01:59:46 PM

Quote from: BeretClock;1520932ehhhhh that's nasty.

He got laid before you did!

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 14, 2009, 02:39:22 PM

Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1520796Wasn't it a medical experiment?

No, it happened in a poor South American family.

WrenchClock · February 14, 2009, 04:02:47 PM

Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1520837Southern teenagers have more children but thats because Northern teenager's children tend to die in the womb or get aborted via handgun.

Thanks fuck i'm from the midlands

TequilaClock · February 14, 2009, 04:17:28 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if the father was also her son.

SoBe Clock · February 14, 2009, 04:19:30 PM

Quote from: Master Bates;1521053I wouldn't be surprised if the father was also her son.

Hahahaha

Seriously though, that really sucks for that kid. There goes his life!

WrenchClock · February 14, 2009, 04:31:27 PM

the first half of your life is ruined by your parents, and the second by your children.

CaramelAppleClock · February 14, 2009, 04:52:02 PM

Quote from: Pope Clock;1520936He got laid before you did!

damn, son

MonsterMunch · February 14, 2009, 05:53:36 PM

Quote from: Wrenchclock;1521048Thanks fuck i'm from the midlands

Just a shame your a bunch of unimportant, grey area, boring motherfuckers.

WrenchClock · February 15, 2009, 04:07:53 AM

Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1521101Just a shame your a bunch of unimportant, grey area, boring motherfuckers.

patriotclock · February 15, 2009, 03:41:12 PM

his girlfriend is hideous

WrenchClock · February 17, 2009, 06:04:18 AM

UPDATE
Turns out the 13 year old is not the father, but a 16 year old.

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PirateClock · February 17, 2009, 06:07:15 AM

it's okay i got a blanket.

SilverClock · February 22, 2009, 07:28:43 AM

I have absolutely no idea what to say. Should I be jealous that he was having sex at 12 or disgusted that he is fucking cows.

China Clock · February 22, 2009, 07:48:40 AM

Quote from: GaydadsintheClock;1520398The youngest mother was 7, the girls' daughter thought they were sisters.

Actually that would be a 4 year old girl which got impregnated by her father via rape, in Peru. Also there was a case in Portugal around the age of 4-5 too, I think. I wonder what the fuck is wrong with "P"-countries.

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Daddy at thirteen