Turns out it IS the Spy update after all.

[catclock]

LOOKS LIKE VALVE TRIED TO SILENCE THE TRUTH
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=809299
MY TRUTH THAT I POSTED GOT REMOVED THEY ARE TRYING TO SILENCE MY DISCOVERY >: [[!!

Did you ever notice that SZA is three letters just like the spy? COINCIDENCE??

Also I just found some VERY convincing evidence just plain out in the open on the scout page, so obvious that I am surprised you imbeciles never saw it.

Case #1:

Now look this is the normal page update but you see how the page is kind of curved? Well obvious they are hinting that instead of a scout update it is the scolt update, however through carbon dating I have found the real message behind this bat catastrophy


Case #2:
Just look at the page and see the way he is holding the knife doesn't that look odd? Almost as if..

HE'S HOLDING A KNIFE PERHAPS? I'm on to you valve it's obvious that they tore the skeleton model from the spy and slapped it onto the scout thus creating the strange models and eyes that you see on the page.

Case #3:
Thanks to my pro hacking skillz (I know how to code in BASIC) I have deciphered the page, now I warn you this make shock you but it is quite clear what Valve is actually saying, all of this is sowed within the coding of the page and so thus I had to
on (release){
gotoAndPlay(2);
}
and do a shell injection through an unprotected network buffer to find the real update page.


So SZA or should I say SPY SZA how do you feel that I saw through your sneaky plot? Embarassed? Stunned? I would too Valve, I would too.

[catclock]

Oops my bad could someone move this to console and gaming or whatever?!?!

[Wind-up Clock]

My god! It was so bovious!

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I hear they're giving the Spy a katana that can critical from the front, and then they're taking the Scout class out altogether.

[catclock]

I hear they're giving the Spy a katana that can critical from the front, and then they're taking the Scout class out altogether.

Good idea scout is useless as hell anyway who needs him

[SockpuppetClock]

my god do you suck. find something better to do in your spare time. like F5ing the update page.

[OvenmittClock]

holy shit how did i not see that?

[TequilaClock]

I heard it was going to be the Spyoutstoise.

[TremcladClock]

I wish I could gas the hundreds of threads like this on the Steam forums.