gary brolsma tank n spank

[PhantomCatClock]

Conspiracy theorists will notice that all crashes involve the elderly, and will believe that The Man/Overlord programming our cars is actually actively controlling them in an attempt to kill off old people so that they (being a super profitable company) won't have to pay for their retirement/insurance (or some other sinister agenda against old folk) and then, as the theory makes it to the mainstream, self-driving cars will be used less and less until it's about 50/50

[PhantomCatClock]

"Your check will be deposited and the funds will be available later that same day, but if we need to review it we'll let you know in our messaging center. Except this time. This time we won't tell you, and we'll do it right before Labor Day weekend so you can just spend the next couple of days imagining what's happening."

[PhantomCatClock]

I believe we should all abandon the Clock Crew and start a new club called People Who Aren't James and change our subtitle from "est. 2001" to "fuck that guy"



also, happy Mario Maker day.

[RobClock]

It's 9/11, aka ClockCrew election day.





I vote for Mayor Butt

[patriotclock]

who is the horniest clock in the horniest topic?

[PhantomCatClock]

I was, but recently my chronic masturbation has lead to desensitizing my schlong, so I will allow another to take the title while I recuperate for a month or so.

[VuBawlsClock]

i think i'm the horniest

[VuBawlsClock]

[PhantomCatClock]

saler

[PolyhedronClock]

sailor

[PhantomCatClock]

cælir

[BilliardBall10]

who is the horniest clock in the horniest topic?

I AM!

i think i'm the horniest

damn i lost

[AnkhClock]

Hope Humble Bundle does another Comedy Bundle. I've gotten into listening/watching comedy shows during my commute, but I'm starting to run low.

[Losperman]

[PolyhedronClock]

[Losperman]

[AnkhClock]

my desk chair is broken

[Losperman]

my desk chair is broken

Fucking fat ass.

[Losperman]

Just kidding, bb.   

[PhantomCatClock]

My desk chair starts sinking sometimes :c



Also, I paid actual human dollars to start playing RuneScape again because I am an idiot. I've been using it as a way to catch up on my podcasts and imagine my surprise when I hear "this next one's from ROB HYDE" and holy shiiiiiit I mean, I remember you mentioning it on this thread, but episode fiddyseven was your moment. My favorite part about your drawing was easily Dick not liking it