gary brolsma tank n spank

[BilliardBall10]

do you like batman comics, bob?

i like spiderman/batman/superman comics...

i have more but i will wait for your reply

phantomcat, you told me in the quote above that you would reply to my post, and i posted my reply at post #110993, on page 7400. yet... you never replied back to my awesome comebacks.

im going to start believing that you are not a trustworthy person, my good cat... and you never even thanked me for my good detective work on the black friday sale quest for e-discounts.
o well perhaps i should use my ghostbusters ray device on you, you evil feline ectoplasm! (lol)

[Slurpee]

i was in kind of a funk and I suddenly remembered glenn howerton's cch pounder impression and now I'm giggling

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that's the good stuff

[PhantomCatClock]

yeah that was pretty nice of you to google black friday deals when i said googling wasn't finding any results and asked people to keep an eye out if they were actually going out and looking in stores

jesus christ can you even let one thing go

[PhantomCatClock]

I can't find my favorite clip from Always Sunny but it helps me when I'm feeling bad, and also when I'm feeling too good

It was Dennis doing an I AM A LEGEND tangent, but not the one that shows up all the time from the Flipadelphia episode (bb10, don't find it for me)




it's pretty much the only other time he does it so you probably know what I mean (the dance / HS reunion one) and just like



when I'm winning at Mario Kart and shit talk, then lose and my friends shit talk back but actually have things to say/a basis for the shit talk, I'll just mutter "I am a legend", or if someone's being an asshole in WoW or some other game, hit them with the ol' I AM A LEGEND and they'll know exactly who they're dealing with



mostly because it's so goofy? Like I can actually be MAD and say it and all of a sudden I'm having a good time and sometimes the people around me are, too



Dennis realizing he's monologuing and his friends have already left, then walking out the door screaming "I.... I-eeeee-IIIIII" is also the funniest part of the show in my less-than-humble opinion, except maybe that joke about murdering abortion doctors in the.. first? episode





GOOD TALK, SLURPEE. GOOD TALK.

[PhantomCatClock]

Shit, no wonder I couldn't find it, he doesn't say he's a legend in it

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okay well then that and the Flipadelphia episode

[BilliardBall10]

I can't find my favorite clip from Always Sunny but it helps me when I'm feeling bad, and also when I'm feeling too good

i thought that this was my job! (lol jk)

you know, when I'm winning at Mario Kart and i shit talk, then i lose and my friends shit talk back but they actually have things to say/a basis for the shit talk, I'll just mutter "I am a legend", or if someone's being an asshole in WoW or some other game, hit them with the ol' I AM A LEGEND and they'll know exactly who they're dealing with

oh, i see... well, i do that all the time, and people like it, so i guess that you have a good point in here...
(since i can confirm it from my gaming sessions + i also happen to be a legend)

[I AM A GOLDEN GOD video]

did you know that the ''i am a golden god!'' line is a reference to the movie ''almost famous''(2000), and it was shouted by russell hammond* when he was too high on acid, right before he jumped into a pool...
link:
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0004767/quotes

its kinda funny.



*this is the name of the fictional character that plays in the (also fictional) band of the movie, stillwater. however, some of the events in the movie are based on cameron crowe's life, so its not all fiction.
oh, and there is a band named stillwater that was active in the 70's, its just not related in any way with the movie above.

[Slurpee]

an mmorpg where the farmers who hire young adventurers to kill rats are the only available quest givers. no matter how good you are adventuring, no matter how high your experience, you are never given any opportunities other than killing rats. you can find quest givers who need orcs slayn, but the quests have already been given to adventurers several decades your senior. IT IS A METAPHOR FOR LIFE.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

reminds me of that spaceport janitor game. apparently the whole thing is just mindless drudgery and you can never really advance. sure do love that visual style though, might get it if it ever ends up in a humble bundle.

[PhantomCatClock]

How many boars will we have to kill in Elwynn Forest for level 60?

[Luwano]

How many boars will we have to kill in Elwynn Forest for level 60?

65,340,285, which should take us 7 weeks, 5 days, 13 hours and 20 minutes, giving ourselves 3 hours a night to sleep.

[Slurpee]

reminds me of that spaceport janitor game. apparently the whole thing is just mindless drudgery and you can never really advance. sure do love that visual style though, might get it if it ever ends up in a humble bundle.

I'm not sure if I think this is great and hilarious and a concise metaphor for economic immobility, or if I think it's dumb and accomplishes exactly as much with games as a medium as me writing a four sentence joke on the same subject just did

probably the former, but I am getting older and wish to take the responsibility of becoming increasingly cynical and curmudgeonly as seriously as I flerm. I mean can.

[Slurpee]

hey, serious question, do you guys feel like trolling sucks now? I feel like trolling sucks now. not here, you guys are old school, but just in general

it used to be... there was a knack to it, but basically you say just one or two things that you know will cause somebody to blow up at you, and you, in turn, rofl and lmao, right? there's supposed to be an "above-it" feel. becsuse the point was that the goobers getting trolled were mostly doing it to themselves. to get trolled you had to not have the wisdom to recognize when getting riled up probably wasn't going to change anything about what you're getting riled up about. the power of it, the maniacal magical joy, was that choosing to laugh not only provoked impotent rage, but in turn was provoked by it

  but isn't it kind of a hazing ritual? like, they're supposed to grow up and learn to talk to people, so they can join in on actual structured conversation, right? and I mean if they don't, lol. they can keep being terrible and you can keep not taking them seriously. it's constructive chaos. I mean that's how it went when I joined up here. the people that trolled you only trolled you until you grew up, because after that it's not trolling anymore, and then, guess what? you're in the club! you and your would-be bullies could go on to have chill funny conversations and crack jokes and poke fun at the people who still hadn't caught on to the fact that it's just not all so dicking serious.

now it seems like trolling has devolved into this, like... insane, pointless activity where you spend hours a day combing the internet for things that actively piss you off, and then you focus sustained aggression on them, regardless of how they react? it's The Actual Complete Fucking Opposite of the point.
the mark is no longer doing it to themselves, it's now the trolls themselves that transparently care way too much, to the point that they're marginalizing their own goddamned lives just to be slightly better at being a pissed off internet weirdo. and then they get mad that people get mad at them??? I don't understand this way of living! why get them mad at you in the first place if all it does is upset you in kind? you've replaced a delightful and inconsequential cycle of giggles with a machine that does nothing but promote mutual acrimony you sick motherfucking baka

[PhantomCatClock]

I think it's because only insufferable nerds (ie us) did it at the time, and now it's "mainstream"


I've noticed that the cool new memes are being casually suicidal and that was something goths/emos (outcasts, if self-proclaimed ones) did back in the day. I think that's mainstream, now? But like someone famous just made the joke, q: Where did all the emos go? a: If your movement was based on suicidal tendencies, don't ask where everyone else is ten years later

so maybe if we just wait trolling will solve itself and become fun again

[PhantomCatClock]

alternatively, kill ourselves

[PhantomCatClock]

I'd like the Harmony award for best new page, please

[Slurpee]

OH remember way earlier in this thread, we were trolling some kid about Halo? we don't flippin care about Halo! ya mooks! I don't know nipple about that nipple. now a "Halo" "troll" "would" be some dumby who cares SO HECKING MUCH about Halo, aw jeeze, and they're bothering people on twitter,and making memes about their Halo opinions good god! good god almighty! pedigree! pedigree through the announce table! as God as my witness the rock is broken in half

[Slurpee]

I'd like the Harmony award for best new page, please

lol

[Slurpee]

I'm casual about suicide, for example you might catch me saying funny stuff like kill me I want to die just burn my stupid fucking corpse on a giant frying pan until I'm cooked away into nothing, haha, nutty japes like that, but it's not because it's mainstream it's because I'm honest about my feelings

[Slurpee]

it's not that I rationally believe that whatever is bringing me down when I say stuff like that would be worth ending my life over, it's just once you've made the acquaintance of that little demon he, ah, haha, heeee just never wants ta leave ya!

[Slurpee]

what was that clock flash where somebody asks somebody else how they like something and he replies in The Critic's voice "IT STINKS" and before they can finish their reply he just starts going "IT STINKS! IT STINKS! IT STINKS! IT STINKS!"