is he dead yet

[VCRClock]

oh so that's where I put my breakup stuff

[PhantomCatClock]

I think emojis don't belong in Unicode, I don't actually use them and I don't know anyone who does outside of conversations about emojis, but I like the impact they've had on culture as a not-all-the-way-outside observer

[RobClock]

Got double booked at work so they sent me with a list of chores such as; scrub the wax off the corridors of an entire unit, scrub and wax three additional rooms, help in the ER, do a trash run, clean and deliver two trash bins

Yay

[GreyClock]

Got double booked at work so they sent me with a list of chores such as; scrub the wax off the corridors of an entire unit, scrub and wax three additional rooms, help in the ER, do a trash run, clean and deliver two trash bins

Yay

Nice. First you take out the trash, then you assist in brain surgery? What's your job title? I've applied for similar jobs, but because of my college degree I get replies such as the wonderfully patronizing "you'd just get bored" or "we're afraid you're just going to leave us for a better job..." Hardly anyone can get a permanent position, but when you're applying these fuckers suddenly develop some sort of pre-relationship separation anxiety.

[Slurpee]

for $100: these barking mammals, known as "man's best friend", are a domesticated subspecies of wolf, and the final word in the title of the film "the truth about cats and dogs"

[Slurpee]

http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html

Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.

"What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.

"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely said. Hermione nodded encouragingly.

Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded. Ron smiled.

The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: "You are Hagrid now."

"We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus.

[RobClock]

Got double booked at work so they sent me with a list of chores such as; scrub the wax off the corridors of an entire unit, scrub and wax three additional rooms, help in the ER, do a trash run, clean and deliver two trash bins

Yay

Nice. First you take out the trash, then you assist in brain surgery? What's your job title? I've applied for similar jobs, but because of my college degree I get replies such as the wonderfully patronizing "you'd just get bored" or "we're afraid you're just going to leave us for a better job..." Hardly anyone can get a permanent position, but when you're applying these fuckers suddenly develop some sort of pre-relationship separation anxiety.

I’m an environmental services casual utility worker

(Janitor)

[RobClock]

for $100: these barking mammals, known as "man's best friend", are a domesticated subspecies of wolf, and the final word in the title of the film "the truth about cats and dogs"

What are frogs?

[PhantomCatClock]

I’m an environmental services casual utility worker

[Slurpee]

for $100: these barking mammals, known as "man's best friend", are a domesticated subspecies of wolf, and the final word in the title of the film "the truth about cats and dogs"

What are frogs?

[u2]xvQUiX26RfE[/u2]

[u2]96gxPiKbYkI[/u2]

[PhantomCatClock]

finally, a small and easily-digestible Slurpeepost for people like me

[miracle fruit]

I think emojis don't belong in Unicode

fuck u buddy

[PhantomCatClock]

I think emojis don't belong in Unicode

fuck u buddy

but I like the impact they've had on culture

how do I tell mfc I love him now?

[PhantomCatClock]

okay so white russian but with cream flavored vodka instead of regular kind and horchata instead of milk: a white mexican. It is a coffeeey cinnamoney delight.

[PhantomCatClock]

Is bit really a portmanteau of binary and digit? I thought it was because the first computer scientists were old and used to calling bits 1/8 of a dollar BUT WAIT BYTE WASN'T A WORD UNTIL WAY LATER SO THEY WEREN'T 1/8 OF ANYTHING SHIIIIIIIIIIT IT IS A PORTMANTEAU AND THE 12.5¢ THING IS JUST A RETROACTIVE COINCIDENCE AND I WAS THE ONE FOOLED

[Slurpee]

shave and a haircut

[Slurpee]

[PhantomCatClock]

hate it when women don't shave their pits like that wtf lass get it together

[Slurpee]

two bits

[PhantomCatClock]

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