is he dead yet

[GreyClock]

[Slurpee]

well designed fantasy locales always make me think of Disneyland, in that there seems to be so much more of the world beyond the boundaries of what you're actually shown. a lot going on outside the borders, like each of those props has a story, and you could just walk around one of those corners or climb up that ladder and find yourself a whole new adventure

Valve games, back when Valve used to make games, and more lately Overwatch, put me in the same headspace. I actually started a custom game just to wander around Junkertown by myself and poke at stuff

[Slurpee]

Yeah, the market was exactly what I had in mind. I even tried to find a picture of it to include in my post, but ugh.

and now I'm cracking up at how terrible this screenshot is

how did this happen

[GreyClock]

well designed fantasy locales always make me think of Disneyland, in that there seems to be so much more of the world beyond the boundaries of what you're actually shown. a lot going on outside the borders, like each of those props has a story, and you could just walk around one of those corners or climb up that ladder and find yourself a whole new adventure

Get out of my mind. That's exactly what I thought about those horses.

[RobClock]

The Twin Peaks S3 bluray set has been out for a while now, has anyone watched the bonus content?

[RobClock]

remember that conversation you guys were having about harpies? I was re-reading Three Word Phrase just now

[PhantomCatClock]

we were talking about sirens and how they sometimes look like harpies so really you were proving me right even though it wasn't an argument but i won

[Slurpee]

nice going, rob, now I fricking lost!

[Slurpee]

you'll both live to regret this

oh, how you'll live

you'll live a very long time and thrive heartily, oh yes

[GreyClock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirenomelia

[PhantomCatClock]

the siren always plays its beautiful music in the misty bay area just under the bridge



cars pull over when they hear sirens and frequently plunge into the ocean when the police time it right

[Slurpee]

so I guess aliens are real?
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/someone-explain-to-me-the-alien-alloys-before-i-fucking-1821387673/
gubment confirmed they have an alloys that they don't know what they are from a they don't know what it was

I consider myself fairly skeptical- bigfoot, ghosts, psychic powers, and skeletons I have doubted, loudly, repeatedly, aggressively, for no reason, but aliens? weh-heh-heh-helllll, it would fucking figure as much, to be frank, wouldn't it? it would just about goddamn well figure

[Slurpee]

money's on not extraterrestrial, but interdimensional, like the art bell caller said, but they're not violent like he said, grant morrison was right, we're beings as moments in 4th dimensional space

[PhantomCatClock]

i believe in skeletons but not racists

that is an article about an article and I know exactly what the thing in the video is, it's a juvenile bull netch

[GreyClock]

so I guess aliens are real?
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/someone-explain-to-me-the-alien-alloys-before-i-fucking-1821387673/
gubment confirmed they have an alloys that they don't know what they are from a they don't know what it was

I consider myself fairly skeptical- bigfoot, ghosts, psychic powers, and skeletons I have doubted, loudly, repeatedly, aggressively, for no reason, but aliens? weh-heh-heh-helllll, it would fucking figure as much, to be frank, wouldn't it? it would just about goddamn well figure

If those are in fact aliens, my problem with it is this: what the fuck are they doing? They travelled god knows how far through space and/or time only to do some aerobatics on a cloudy day? Maybe there's some reason incomprehensible to me as a mere earthling, but ugh... (Maybe they're trying to lock down a Red Bull sponsorship?) Also why do fighter pilots sound like kids on Counter-Strike, bro?

[PhantomCatClock]

OH BOY OUR STRATOSHIELD IS FINALLY ALIGNED PERFECTLY TO CHECK UP ON OUR FAVORITE MORTALS, THE HUMANS. LET'S LAUNCH!



mmmmHMM THAT WAS A GREAT TEN YEAR JOURNEY what the fuck they're targeting us with some advanced ass shit where the hell did this come from oh shit this wasn't worth it we're gonna fucking die if we don't leave but I don't want to have come here for nothing let's go to saint louis and pee on a hooker first








but that's just from the wikipedia page, no source cited

[GreyClock]

Fact: I've seen more dicks than any pre-internet gay guy.





Often when I think up dumb shit like this I google it to see if maybe people have already expressed similar thoughts...

[GreyClock]

If I didn't have them beat before, I sure have now, if you know what I mean! Heyooo!

Why would I be using image search for that? This doesn't work as a joke.

[Slurpee]

If those are in fact aliens, my problem with it is this: what the fuck are they doing? They travelled god knows how far through space and/or time only to do some aerobatics on a cloudy day? Maybe there's some reason incomprehensible to me as a mere earthling, but ugh... (Maybe they're trying to lock down a Red Bull sponsorship?) Also why do fighter pilots sound like kids on Counter-Strike, bro?

we don't know, that's the allure of the mystery! their reasons are not like ours 👻👻👻

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, squee, and animorphs all addressed this by making the aliens that buzz us the embarrassing yahoos of aliens. I always thought that was funny

also, probably because the only kind of person that grows up to be a fighter pilot is cs nerds!! hah! burn. burn on fighter pilots. who went there? this guy did

[RobClock]

I like to imagine every alien visitor to this planet as Elvis from Perfect Dark