gary brolsma tank n spank

[RobClock]

Mayor Carl McCheese is a work of art all on its own.

[Slurpee]

carl is clearly mashed up with hamburgerclock, an original clock crew creation that bears no legal resemblance to the copyrighted mcdonald's character mayor mccheese

[RobClock]

I disavow my previous post

[PhantomCatClock]

Spyro isn't announced on Switch but Crash is

If I wanted to run around as a fat loser and eat wumpa fruits all day I wouldn't sit down and play a video game

[RobClock]

Duke Nukem Forever came out 7 years ago today

[PhantomCatClock]

Cleopatra lived closer to Duke Nukem Forever being announced than she did to the creation of the great pyramids, but lived even further away from it actually coming out.

[RenegadeClock]

I shall make a game called Spook Pukem starring Duke Nukem's alcoholic ghost.

[PhantomCatClock]

or go the racist route you racist rout

[RenegadeClock]

OMG how dare you! I haven't been racist for almost three days now.

or go the racist route you racist rout

[PhantomCatClock]

will and gracist

[VCRClock]

hi guys i moved to the la brea tar pits and i hjust wanted to say

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok i goig back under the surfac now bye

[RobClock]

‘Contemporary setting small town sheriff who wears a cowboy hat’ is probably one of my favourite cliches

[PhantomCatClock]

then i recommend Longmire: a TV Showâ,,¢

[GreyClock]

‘Contemporary setting small town sheriff who wears a cowboy hat’ is probably one of my favourite cliches

except for the part about the buck teeth

[Slurpee]

was that an x-files reference?

[RobClock]

Reminder to call up your fathers today and exchange pleasantries for a few minutes before making an excuse for why you have to go

[GreyClock]

ya...

I've been watching the classics lately. Clyde Bruckman/Jose Chung/Bad Blood.

Also I found out that I prefer the episodes that take place in small towns for some reason. Those small towns from all over the U.S. that all look vaguely Pacific Northwesternish.

[RobClock]

Last night I began rewatching Stranger Things, and it was only a month or two ago I rewatched Twin Peaks. I’m not one for the city myself, so maybe that’s got something to do with it, but I love shows and stories set in the small wooded towns. The ‘life is simpler here’ sort of places.

[RobClock]

I was drooling over Winona Ryder’s Pinto so I started trying to do the math on what the chances are you will be involved in a rear end collision. Apparently 28% of collisions are rear end collisions, but finding an actual statistic for your likelyhood of being in a vehicular collision is extremely difficult. A lot of ‘there are x many accidents’ ‘y number of fatalities’ and so on.

So, in conclusion, the car exploding when hit in the arse is no big deal.

I want a Pinto

[RenegadeClock]

I was drooling over Winona Ryder

She’s a Milf.