whole foods market

[Slurpee]

Squirrelguy was just someone who was leaving bad reviews on all our Flash Flood stuff, so we made a day about him in the FF only it turned out we were picking on a retard and he never posted on NG again afterwards



he was depressed and wanted to make art but couldn't bring himself to do it. Probably should've joined CC instead of being a bitch tho STONE COLD PCAT feels no regret for this kill

UPDATE: no wow he really was just a dumbass and to this day posts twenty-five paragraph long essays to newgrounds with zero views or comments because we were the only people on the site who gave a shit about him and that was one day in 2013. The best thing that ever came from him is one medal in line three of Rob's forum pedigree because the rest of his legacy amounts to nothing

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[PhantomCatClock]

slurpee would you still spend your hard earned money on food if grocery stores started calling it f∞d and not because the government told them to they just all do it now

[RobClock]

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i gotta see The Lighthouse

[Slurpee]

slurpee would you still spend your hard earned money on food if grocery stores started calling it f∞d and not because the government told them to they just all do it now

4 replies came to mind and I can't decide which one to post so here's all of them:

1) "absolutely not. I would simply learn to photosynthesize"
2) "my money is NOT 'hard earned'"
3) "I probably wouldn't notice for a while and when I did I would assume it had always been like that and I just never noticed"
4) "I would definitely spend money to get infinite d"

[RobClock]

i was shilling on the NG BBS earlier, so i need you guys to be extra friendly

no horse thieving

[PhantomCatClock]

I'll be nice until the 14th but even that's pushing it

[RobClock]

has anyone listened to the new Neil Young & Crazy Horse album? Not exceptional in my mind but not bad.

[PhantomCatClock]

scientists have created a bell so sensitive and perfectly balanced that the smallest atmospheriasdfasadfasfd

the smallest environmental change is enough to make it dingle





the idea was that the bell would ring every time an angel got its wings and they could track and plot these promotions but instead the ringalings indicate-

[PhantomCatClock]

11:55PM ish:

ten minutes later:


I fucking hate these untrustworthy jackasses that do this. There's not one person there with any integrity who stood up and said "hey, that's really shitty". Not to single everybody-already-knows-they're-liars Blizzard out, but I just had the perfect opportunity to screencap them. Lots of places do this, of course.

[VCRClock]

well,

either you wanted to buy the dumb thing yesterday and a temporary 25% discount makes you think "I'd better get it before it's not 25% off"

or you wanted to buy the dumb thing today and a temporary 25% discount makes you think "I'd better get it before it's not 25% off"

I mean yeah it's as dishonest as the "going out of business sale" that goes on for months (that isn't a new york-specific phenomenon, right?) but the gotcha is just "it wasn't supposed to still be cheaper today and it's still cheap!!!" I guess I understand if you want the sale to be over so you're not tempted to buy something

I'm grateful that I basically don't want anything with a price that gets manipulated for holiday sales

I just want stuff where it's like *instagram post* oh yeah we only did 500 copies of this, hope you already bought groceries

[PhantomCatClock]

CODE LEGEND25 ENDS IN THREE MINUTES is a lie. They obviously spun in it in a way that is their right to do so, but people who make nothing but RPGs really don't expect their fans to know the difference between lawful and good?

[VCRClock]

Whoa there, pardner. I never said anything about code LEGEND25 ending in three minutes. I merely said that you had three minutes left of our Black Friday Deal. I didn't say anything about Early Cyber Savings because it didn't seem important at the time. Here's a code for your troubles: LEGEND25.

[Slurpee]

when I worked at the grocery store I once replace a tag that said "$2.99" with a tag that said "$3.99 $2.99"

[RobClock]

when I worked at the grocery store I once replace a tag that said "$2.99" with a tag that said "$3.99 $2.99"

[PhantomCatClock]

The grocery store I worked at had a huge sale sticker for tall boys of the beer I like that was like NORMALLY $2.29, NOW $2.25 that we had out every other week



actually the retailer I worked at had cool sale signs. Something that was 16-19% off just said 15% off, 21-24% off just said 20% off, so on.

[BinaryClock]

$600 $500 Steak! 16% off!

[BinaryClock]

was banana's steak trump brand?
i came back because someone on twitter used the phrase "$500 steak" and it was like an activation keyword

[PhantomCatClock]

I like that instead of assassinating russians or whatever clock crew just hypnotizes you to post more clock crew

[BinaryClock]

twitter is, like


*SO* bad

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

was banana's steak trump brand?
i came back because someone on twitter used the phrase "$500 steak" and it was like an activation keyword

I've never seen an actual trumpsteak but I hope it's just a giant chicken nugget shaped like his face with peas for eyes. sorta like those sonic ice cream pops



note to self: make flash movie about kid-bananaclock returning a 50 dollar ice cream bar to the truck. he paid in pennies and demands a 50 dollar bill as a refund.