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[patriotclock]

http://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?topic=88013.0

[BinaryClock]

http://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?topic=88013.0

HEY skinny jeans are hot.

i'm only thru page one hold on

[BinaryClock]

skinny jeans are hottest on fat asses

[NintendrCkolc]

VCR, can you change the video you forced on me from gay pimp to something even more gay? Thanks.

[PhantomCatClock]

VAMPIRE ENTS THAT NEED TO DRINK MAPLE SYRUP TO SURVIVE.

[VCRClock]

VCR, can you change the video you forced on me from gay pimp to something even more gay? Thanks.

Reminder that if you are NintendoClock, there's an embed of "Soccer Practice" at the top of every page of the Clock Crew forums.

[PhantomCatClock]

row row fight the powah

[RobClock]

VCR, can you change the video you forced on me from gay pimp to something even more gay? Thanks.

Reminder that if you are NintendoClock, there's an embed of "Soccer Practice" at the top of every page of the Clock Crew forums.

greatest admin of all time

[GreyClock]

Here's an ad for our new HD TV. It features some spectacular nature footage or whatever. Look at the amazing colors, the clarity, the contrast!

Yeah, it does look pretty good... projected on my own shitty TV.

[PhantomCatClock]

livestreaming but instead of data on a monitor it's a direct portal so when people want to donate they just hand cash through





only want it done so i can throw popcorn at livestreamers instead

[Slurpee]

livestreaming but instead of data on a monitor it's a direct portal so when people want to donate they just hand cash through





only want it done so i can throw popcorn at livestreamers instead

trying to SWAT so,ebody and the police go through the portal. hoards of bloodthirsty LAPD escape into the real world, killing thousands

[RobClock]

I changed my profile picture on Newgrounds for the first time in YEARS and inadvertently discovered that you no longer have a separate userpic and icon.


I am more upset by this than I reasonably should be but if I had known that I wouldn’t have changed my fucking picture to begin with

[Slurpee]

wait so they were separate before you updated them as like a legacy thing?

that sucks

[Slurpee]

I haven't changed mine in so long that I didn't even notice they reset them to default at some point

iirc they changed the password requirements and I didn't want to change my password but you had to to change anything else in your profile so I just decided to never update anything again, so my profile description has been an out of context quote from Soulja Boy's review of Braid for like 11 years

I'm pretty sure I did the thing where they look like they're part of one bigger picture but I did like an intentionally bad job and slurpee was just kind of hanging at an upside down 45º angle. I don't know if this is possible anymore with html5 like scaling depending on your browser and window size and that I hate html5 it made everything worse I HATE IT

[PhantomCatClock]

i wouldn't be surprised if newgrounds was up to date on the new html5 hotness (i am not) but that's been a feature of regular css for eons, now (w3c calls it Responsive Web Design but they use an acronym to actually call it Rear Wheel Drive) i forgot where i was going with this


oh right i was going to call rob insane but when I clicked my userpage I was reminded of tankpcat and apparently do not look at my own userpage enough

yeah i don't see any way to change it besides the EDIT THIS PAGE button




what was i even doing

right yes no it is not possible SPOLUTPSTER resizing the window shranks the background image centered instead of anchored to the bottom-left tell everybody they need to set their window size to 1920x1080 but also use a firefox setup with a -lot- of ui overhead and then your page will look right

[PhantomCatClock]

pps you don't need your password to edit your tagline any more, at least

[Slurpee]

w3c looks like an eldritch abomination version of the anime emoticons that catclock used to do that made me really mad for some reason

its mouth is a sideways mouth and its right eye is a regular mouth and its left eye is a patched over mound of flesh like the resident evil nemesis

[Slurpee]

pps you don't need your password to edit your tagline any more, at least

ty but I'm probably not going to bother anyway

[Slurpee]

gonna spend more time trying to find a polite way of saying I THREW MY BACK OUT CARRYING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS than any of them spent on the fucking project

[RobClock]

I haven't changed mine in so long that I didn't even notice they reset them to default at some point

That was 2012