w3c looks like an eldritch abomination version of the anime emoticons that catclock used to do that made me really mad for some reason

its mouth is a sideways mouth and its right eye is a regular mouth and its left eye is a patched over mound of flesh like the resident evil nemesis

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 02, 2019, 02:21:16 PM
pps you don't need your password to edit your tagline any more, at least

ty but I'm probably not going to bother anyway

gonna spend more time trying to find a polite way of saying I THREW MY BACK OUT CARRYING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS than any of them spent on the fucking project

Quote from: Slurpee on December 02, 2019, 01:50:39 PM
I haven't changed mine in so long that I didn't even notice they reset them to default at some point

That was 2012

Quote from: Slurpee on December 02, 2019, 03:45:11 PM


gonna spend more time trying to find a polite way of saying I THREW MY BACK OUT CARRYING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS than any of them spent on the fucking project

I was in this project group once, with three girls and another guy. The guy wasn't doing shit and the girls got the supervisor involved and we had to have a meeting and they kicked him out and the guy cried. A little while later he dropped out of college entirely.

Quote from: RobClock on December 02, 2019, 04:01:52 PM

Quote from: Slurpee on December 02, 2019, 01:50:39 PM
I haven't changed mine in so long that I didn't even notice they reset them to default at some point

That was 2012

lol

Quote from: GreyClock on December 02, 2019, 04:18:23 PM

Quote from: Slurpee on December 02, 2019, 03:45:11 PM


gonna spend more time trying to find a polite way of saying I THREW MY BACK OUT CARRYING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS than any of them spent on the fucking project

I was in this project group once, with three girls and another guy. The guy wasn't doing shit and the girls got the supervisor involved and we had to have a meeting and they kicked him out and the guy cried. A little while later he dropped out of college entirely.

lol

I hope all of my groupmates graduate because when we are looking for jobs their incompetence will make me look better by comparison

"I'm sorry mr slurpkowski but we've found several other graduates from your school with the same credentials and connections but who are dumb enough to agree to our insane borderline illegal terms without questioning please understand"

also I must be the luckiest little shit in the world every time I got in a group project from elementary till college everybody was motivated and I could keep them motivated.

except this one time in a summer class about bugs in the second grade, fuck those people I wanted a god damn cookie and their loud stupid incompetence ruined it >:[ they thought spiders had wings!

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 02, 2019, 05:04:16 PM
except this one time in a summer class about bugs in the second grade, fuck those people I wanted a god damn cookie and their loud stupid incompetence ruined it >:[ they thought spiders had wings!

this makes me angry lol

in first grade we were in groups for a class quiz thing and every person in the group got a turn to answer a multiple choice question for the whole group
and when it was my turn, I don't even remember what the question was but I remember that I knew the answer was D, but the rest of my group pressured me into saying A
and I did
and they were wrong
and the one I wanted to pick was right
but they all tried to act like it was my fault
so I yelled at them
and even though there were more of them than me they got embarrassed and shut up because they knew they were wrong

I think this may have been a formative experience, I think it was the day I decided to become awesome

Quote from: Slurpee on December 02, 2019, 06:56:26 PM
so I yelled at them
and even though there were more of them than me they got embarrassed and shut up

My favorite, favorite middle school memory just flared up, reading this. The classroom has the lights out, teacher's SUPER pissed because the class was being a bunch of asshole monkeys or something (I don't remember the full setup) and the whole room was DEAD QUIET while we took turns reading a single paragraph from the book. She'd call on someone, they'd read the next paragraph, then she'd walk around ANGRILY for like a solid minute before calling the next person.

Well, me and this girl who I was always fighting with were, you know, fighting. Think what you will of my internet persona, but me and her were the smart ones. That kind of arguing, only in whispers. She goes off on a loooong tangent, clearly only paying attention to glaring at me while she said it. I noticed that and, when she was done, raised my eyebrows and impatiently said "read." because it'd been a longer time than usual because Angry Teacher called on another student. She glowered for another few moments, then looked down and started reading in a normal talking voiceâ€"which for THIS ROOM was very loud. She gets a sentence in and the teacher barks at her, "I DIDN'T CALL ON YOU."

Her face turned freshly spanked baboon ass red and she put her head down for the rest of the period. The end.

sphinx of black quartz, judge my vowel

go to sleep!

I woke up at 8pm sukka

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 02, 2019, 05:04:16 PM
except this one time in a summer class about bugs in the second grade, fuck those people I wanted a god damn cookie and their loud stupid incompetence ruined it >:[ they thought spiders had wings!

how do they hover in mid air then explain that if they don't got hummingbird wings

Gabriel Morton is an Australian man whose internet prominence came about by ways of being a good friend of one Yahtzee Croshaw. He and Yahtzee collaborated on a youtube channel of video-game-video-podcasts, which ended when his ex-pat English counterpart up and moved to the United States to marry a lovely woman with an annoying laugh.

Since then (nearly four years ago sweet christ why is time moving so quickly) Gabe and another buddy of his, Aaron, started a different youtube channel called KeepEtClassy, which started off in the 'low rent 10 minute game grumps' style LP format and is now, as far as i can tell, just a fairly average LP account. I mention this only because it's on the keepetclassy website where Gabe posts these articles that I've been reading and wanted to share;

Gabriel Morton vs The Simpsons is a column wherein Gabe writes big ol' reviews for individual episodes of Disenchantment King of the Hill The Cleveland Show Daria Angela Anaconda Xavier: Renegade Angel Tracey Ullman shorts. There's a number of them available for free to read, but those are a sampling, and the meat of them are behind a patreon paywall. I'm half tempted since it's a $1 subscription but also is it really worth actual currency to read some guy on the internet talk about a show I'm already very familiar with?

when the city runs out of money i will buy the cemetery and build a farm on it and have perfectly fertilized land for my celery

A kobold that is wholly worthy of wielding Thor's hammer but just isn't strong enough to lift the physical metal hammer part

 

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 03, 2019, 12:30:24 AM
she put her head down for the rest of the period. The end.

it's a shame that this power move was wasted on probably the entire classroom

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 03, 2019, 04:15:47 AM
sphinx of black quartz, judge my vowel

yeah it's pretty good but it's no E

Quote from: RobClock on December 03, 2019, 09:38:34 AM
is it really worth actual currency to read some guy on the internet talk about a show I'm already very familiar with?

yes $1 seems kind of steep to me
$1/mo to read "a guy" ~write~ about tv on the internet (no expectation of research or other labor) seems more like highway robbery

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 03, 2019, 04:54:12 PM
A kobold that is wholly worthy of wielding Thor's hammer but just isn't strong enough to lift the physical metal hammer part

could the kobold use a forklift or would the forklift also have to be worthy