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[PhantomCatClock]

the forklift would not have to be worthy (see: elevator talk in Age of Ultron) however after a practical test we used a forklift that was specifically selfish and therefore unworthy. The kobold was disheartened and will likely not try this method again.

[PhantomCatClock]

UPDATE: it was a dragonborn not a kobold sorry

[Slurpee]

UPDATE: it was a dragonborn not a kobold sorry

that's not as cute

#notascute

[Slurpee]

I can't tell you how to spend your money but $1 is nothing and if it helps the person it's going to that's good too
all I can say about any subscription is just make sure to cancel if you're not using it

[PhantomCatClock]

you're not helping gabriel morton, you're enabling him and that makes you just as guilty as the person who made him OD when they find him in a hotel bathroom: himself




also i forgot it was a kobold because kobolds are tiny and weak so it is a kobold again

[Slurpee]

also i forgot it was a kobold because kobolds are tiny and weak so it is a kobold again

it's cute again

[RobClock]

Thor kobold but mjolnir is lodged in his candle

[ChocolateWaferClock]

Dear Diary,

So I haven’t had an MRI since 2016. Now, by law, given my situation, I’m supposed to have one annually. So today my mom gave them a power slap over the email, basically saying that if they don’t schedule it, they’ll alert the doctor and the doctors don’t have patience for fuck ups like this.

While she was doing this it got me thinking. If they’re able to get me scheduled sooner rather than later, I could end up maybe, just maybe, having an MRI on Christmas. Think about that! Like I’m opening presents hours later and everything’s going great and then my mom gets a random call from the doctor saying “oh yeah he needs to come down here IMMEDIATELY. This fucker gon die.”

This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.

~Wafer

[PhantomCatClock]

Meal Ready to Iet

[BinaryClock]

[BinaryClock]

by law?

[RenegadeClock]

I could end up maybe, just maybe, having an MRI on Christmas.

Well I hope the doctor at least dresses up as Santa Claus.

[RobClock]

if it makes you feel any better ive been waiting over a year on a surgery

[ChocolateWaferClock]

by law?

Every year I’m supposed to have an MRI. But that costs too much money for them so they could give two shits unless I’m about to die. But we don’t know that unless I get a fucking MRI.

Big pharma can big fuck itself.

[ChocolateWaferClock]

I could end up maybe, just maybe, having an MRI on Christmas.

Well I hope the doctor at least dresses up as Santa Claus.

“And as for you, little one, you get...ANOTHER TUMOR!!!

[ChocolateWaferClock]

if it makes you feel any better ive been waiting over a year on a surgery

Specify. What part of the crotch we talkin here?

[RobClock]

if it makes you feel any better ive been waiting over a year on a surgery

Specify. What part of the crotch we talkin here?

The shaft

[PhantomCatClock]

one bad motherâ€"

[patriotclock]

ive recently started using my Twitter again for the first time in a few years and it’s come to my attention that not one, but two Wade Fulp accounts are following me

[PhantomCatClock]

I was gonna find the quote of Wade following me but you kicked my ass then, too.

Wade just followed me on Twitter (?) […]

wade follows me with both of his accounts, get with it