is he dead yet

[BinaryClock]

had to short my arms

[PhantomCatClock]

barakapakalypse

[PhantomCatClock]

i tried buying a new peace-of-mind machine but all it did was chew me out

[Clocktopus]

im a loser!! and a freak!

[Slurpee]

remember when a choir in the metropolitan opera house opened the mtv video music awards by singing carmina burana in front of the strung up and desecrated corpse of the statue of liberty and the ruins of the world trade center

[u2]F3UjPc60jss[/u2]

[Slurpee]

only real 90's kids will remember this: the look of uncomprehending horror on the face of the decapitated head of one of the united states' most sacred symbols as chris rock ascended from the earth's crust to "bawitdaba"

[Slurpee]

"welcome to the 19 9 19 9 mtv video music awards" - chris rock welcoming people to the 1999 mtv video music awards

[Slurpee]

>

[VCRClock]

So that's what we did to deserve climate change.

[VCRClock]

oh, I guess when he says "Lincoln seats up there" he's referring to how Lincoln got assassinated, not Lincoln Motors sponsoring balcony seats at the VMAs

wew

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

remember when a choir in the metropolitan opera house opened the mtv video music awards by singing carmina burana in front of the strung up and desecrated corpse of the statue of liberty and the ruins of the world trade center

[u2]F3UjPc60jss[/u2]

and then the choir transitions into kid rock bang bang jiggy diggy. it's magical.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I just beat metal gear solid 3. it was okay. I like how all the russians speak with distinctly american accents. of all the games where you throw venomous snakes at communists, this is one of the best.

[BinaryClock]

i tried buying a new peace-of-mind machine but all it did was chew me out

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[BinaryClock]

Ｙｏｕ　ｃａｎ　ｄｏ　ａｎｙｔｈｉｎｇ　ａｔ　ｔｈｅ　１９９１９９　ＭＴＶ　Ｖｉｄｅｏ　Ｍｕｓｉｃ　Ａｗａｒｄｓ

[BinaryClock]

Ａｎｙｔｈｉｎｇ　ａｔ　ａｌｌ

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

with the death of browser flash support, browsers dont support zombocom anymore. what a horrible zombocomless dystopia we live in. this is the sort of high tech low life scenario cyberpunk was warning us about back in the 80s.

[RobClock]

hi, i spun out on the highway on the way to work this morning and totaled my truck. I'm fine, but today is proving to be more than a little hectic. I cannot strictly speaking guarantee that I will be able to fulfill my flash flood obligations.

[Slurpee]

why does everything bad happen to you

[PhantomCatClock]

why does everything bad happen to you

actually it was just because i didn't read. apparently it was a piece-of-mind machine whoops

don't worry i'll get better at reading context soon

[RobClock]

why does everything bad happen to you

don't worry, i got a flash made anyway