whose flood market

[Zeffy]

Damnit

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

he got caught in a losper trap and was never heard from again

[PhantomCatClock]

a tragic losper farming accident

[PhantomCatClock]

sudo kill -9 1

[PhantomCatClock]

su; killall systemd

[VCRClock]

your foolish antics have killed botclock

what do you have to say for yourself

[PhantomCatClock]

botclock(){ botclock|botclock& }; botclock

[NintendrCkolc]

Adam Driver in a wizard hat

[Slurpee]

you bury your face in his chest. his embrace is strong and firm, yet gentle, protective. it feels like home.
"let's take off our shirts and settle this with katanas and nunchucks, you mexican," you whisper

[Slurpee]

he chuckles, the subtle rising and falling of his chest filling you with warmth. he nuzzles you affectionately.
his hot breath is on your ear, and his cheek stubble rubs your neck, sending shivers down your spine. his hand curls around your waist and reaches under the back of your shirt, a radiating warmth cutting through the cold night air, tingling on the sensitive, exposed skin of your lower back
"shove it, caruthers. get buried," you say quietly, almost to yourself, your voice quivering with emotion, "asshole. fascist."
you arch your back invitingly as his hand finds its way lower, lower, under the waistband of your pants to the frayed elastic of your underwear. your breath hitches, your thoughts racing with self-consciousness, about your tattered clothes, your bohemian lifestyle, but his touch is curious, imploring. you feel no judgement, only desire, and your affection for him only grows to match that smoldering longing
"only built 4 cuban lynx," you mewl softly, smiling with gentle affection as your eyes meet his, dreamy and half-lidded. "queer. you fucking drug dealer"

[Slurpee]

were those posts so bad I killed the clock crew?

sorry

[PhantomCatClock]

slurpeepost bis 115k obo

[VCRClock]

post to demonstrate interest in posting

edited to remove linux e/n

edited to remove "i spend too much time socializing on the internet and not enough time on stuff like books i want to read" e/n

[PhantomCatClock]

wut muds u play

[RobClock]

I fixed my truck then it caught on fire so I had to fix it again

[PhantomCatClock]

i got food poisoning at work last week then came home and thought i knew what caused it but immediately got food poisoning again because i was wrong

[Slurpee]

bis 115k obo

[PhantomCatClock]

simon didn'tt say

[Slurpee]

dang it

[Slurpee]