marvel's biggest bone-liner

[Slurpee]

good one-liner for when you kill zombies: "looks like hell found some vacancies"

[VCRClock]

"there's a couple of open seats at the bar if you're ok with that"

[Slurpee]

remember when webcams were, people would set up a webcam, probably in their office, and it would just be a static image that updated ""live"" so if you refreshed the page you'd get a newer image?

I miss that, but not for any good reason

[PhantomCatClock]

I was gonna say "do I have an Australian webcam for you" and work on some way to work the pitch drop experiment into that but I made the mistake of clicking the wikipedia article instead of skimming my search results so instead i spent the night reading about long-term experiments



a lot of which involve clocks, it turns out

[Slurpee]

you need clocks to tell time

[Slurpee]

and there she was
like disco lemonade

[PhantomCatClock]

you need clocks to tell time

i wish you would not push your political agenda on the rest of us i do not believe in technology in in any form i only believe in the dirt and sky and i use those to tell time, which i also don't believe in

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

i wish you would not push your political agenda on the rest of us i do not believe in technology in in any form i only believe in the dirt and sky and i use those to tell time, which i also don't believe in

I respect people's belief in dirt but anyone perpetuating the myth of a "sky" is just plain anti-science. it's just a big blue tarp they put up every morning before you get up.

[PhantomCatClock]

anti-science is my choice and i'd like it if you respect my choice, even though i do not believe in choice as such

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

as a post-determinist I believe it is your choice to not believe in choice or be capable of choice therefor I cannot respect your choice to not believe in choice. causality demands that that I disagree with you and that choosey moms choose gif jif jfif.

[PhantomCatClock]

but jfif was rescued by the ark only to perish of old age before he could represent you in this forum post: QED choice isn't real and I believe in it

[VCRClock]

wtf there's a 🪤 emoji?

[PhantomCatClock]

is mousetrap a derogatory term for furries that are mice and trans

[RobClock]

My grandfather died at 5:17pm this evening. He went at home in his bed, with my Nan at his side. 87 years old. We should all be so lucky.

[RobClock]

Ever wipe your ass after a spicy dump and your cornhole somehow feels worse after cleaning it than it did while shitting? Is that hemorrhoids or just natural 

[Slurpee]

lmfao those two posts back to back

[PhantomCatClock]

Dick Masterson's estranged son, Dick Mastersonson, is making waves with his controversial new website, MenAreTallerThanWomen.com

[PhantomCatClock]

would—pretending the first two letters were just following English rules—siŋ just be pronounced like me saying "sing"?

[Slurpee]

cracking up at the specificity of this getpocket recommendation



why do we holding in a fart right now?

[Slurpee]

anyway, extremely stoked for Inscryption, the new game from the developer of Pony Island and The Hex

it's this spooky card game with a blood sacrifice theme mixed with some super low fidelity Myst-like early 3d stuff and the demo was DOPE AS FUCK here's a trailer

[u2]Rl3NTzzw-2o[/u2]


and it's OUT NOW

but I have some real life-ing to do first. gay.