gary brolsma tank n spank

[Slurpee]

what in the world

[Slurpee]

firefox 0.3, it spoke to me, it said 😈 I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD DREAM. I'LL GET RID OF ALL THOSE POP-UPS FOR FREE MP3S, AND I'LL BLOW SPYWARE'S HEAD OFF WHILE IT'S DOWN ON ITS KNEES

[Slurpee]

yo
if you were spyware you can't hear this shit anymore because you're fuckiiiiin deeeeaaad motherfuckerrr
we bustin up the block with our iced out modded cases, and 120mm Punisher fan grills motherfucker
and if your mom talks shit to us? we'll kill her. and burn her in a motherfuckin vaaaan motherfucker. and write about that shit in our livejournals motherfucker
and if you want something crazy? like pineapple?
FUCK you, we'll KILL YOU motherfucker


nes at the shack is how I first got down

[Slurpee]

nerdcore died a death and thank god honestly but I guess I still know all the lyrics to hotel coral Essex. this will be a useful for when

[Slurpee]

you can't have half a sandwich

[PhantomCatClock]

i've been buying every album Derpy Slurpee and the Funky Fucks have been putting out since they opened for Phish in 2001 because i assumed that was you but now i realize it's actually very anti-slurp rhetoric and apologize for my past actions

[Slurpee]

this is my general comment as well

[PhantomCatClock]

guys, the sewers

it's so obvious

[PhantomCatClock]

the legend is such old intel. nobody has caught him since chimneys



but there are still presents?

pay attention



santa lives in the sewers and climbs up through the toilet

[Slurpee]

the legend is such old intel. nobody has caught him since chimneys



but there are still presents?

pay attention



santa lives in the sewers and climbs up through the toilet

surprise twist for next years christmas collab

[PhantomCatClock]

it'd end up being like the great pumpkin scene where everyone's waiting by their toilets but it's just flounderman and they throw their hands up and leave all disappointed



but then he really does leave presents when they aren't looking

[Slurpee]

space ghost monkey: blip
wonder twins monkey: gleek
herculoids blobs: gloop and gleep
little fuzzy space alien from josie & the pussycats in outer space: bleep

[Slurpee]

I could've sworn gloop and gleep or at least gloop or gleep from herculoids were on another show besides herculoids (and sealab 2021) but I can find no evidence

[PhantomCatClock]

I got #1 of the Space Ghost Dynamite comic (that apparently came out last year? Whoops, thought it was at least ten years old when I got it. I had no idea I was so trendy) and it's cool. Kept meaning to continue on it while it's still $5/issue but never did. They have a Herculoids story that's pretty fresh looking, too, but that's not where I meant to go with this

i told a friend that i liked space ghost and he said "superhero space ghost or dumbass space ghost" and i knew he was a fan, too

[PhantomCatClock]

The binary star system of writer DAVID PEPOSE and artist JONATHAN LAU gaze into the abyss with Space Ghost #12 - fortified by indelible imagery from FRANCESCO MATTINA, JAE LEE & JUNE CHUNG, BJORN BARENDS, and ANTHONY MARQUES!

now that's marketing

[PhantomCatClock]

some accordion music from a eurovision person

[Slurpee]

transportation is stupid. go from one place to another. who cares!!

[VCRClock]

indelible imagery

Hello guys, vcrclock here to explain the copywriting. "Indelible imagery" here means that they have used a permanent ink to print the comic book, so unlike cheap comics on newsprint you will not be able to remove the art from the paper with an eraser! Hope that helps.



Next week I will tell you all about music journalists who use shape words like "angular" or "prismatic" to describe a sound that you can't see. You might think they are referring to how waveforms appear on an oscilloscope, but you would be wrong!

[PhantomCatClock]

have i talked about braille here



i've taken to calling my Perkins "Ol' Unreliable" which is subtitled with "broken piece of shit why are these so expensive"



i just wanted to get that written down while it isn't my fault because, like all of my other hobbies, i am about to try to fix this thing myself so it's either going to work slightly worse than a new one or it's never going to work again

that is all

"ol' unreliable" is fun to say, is i guess the takeaway from this

[PhantomCatClock]

i got... the important buttons working, I guess

there are nine and I got seven down, just missing backspace and newline. Can do a new line manually (the bell works but the automatic return does not)



hell ye