gary brolsma tank n spank

[DigitalLemonClock]

oh deer

[Marlin Clock]

Ever seen the thread where a white pelican eats a pigeon? That one's insane.

[U2]8eTzYEUW_0g[/U2]

[Marlin Clock]

oh, also, I now realize my ornithology class is slowly turning me into a crazy bird person. I've been obsessed with the birdfeeder every minute of my breakfast and lunch since I got back home.

[Insomnia]

Biggs asked for an autotuned autoharp. I delivered. All samples made with a broken autoharp.

http://soundcloud.com/lauxfi/autoautoharp

[Kombucha]

Flounderman says:
 I have slept two times in the past six days
 I think I'm dying
Erick says:
 That's horrible
 Did you sleep last night?
Flounderman says:
 for two hours
Erick says:
 Geez
 Get some more sleep
Flounderman says:
 my sleeping pills dont work
Erick says:
 Oh that's right I forgot you have insomnia
 Well that's gay
 Hehe
 See what I did there?
Flounderman says:
 lololol

[Insomnia]

Tell him to try Temazepam. Or smoke a bowl.

[DigitalLemonClock]

sleeping owns

[Insomnia]

sleeping owns

Funny guy, right here.

[DigitalLemonClock]

weed owns

[Faygo]

Biggs asked for an autotuned autoharp. I delivered. All samples made with a broken autoharp.

http://soundcloud.com/lauxfi/autoautoharp

Zither

[Insomnia]

Zither

Different, but the same.

[Slurpee]

[U2]7XZGJiY2a3o[/U2]

you guys I can't even

[Slurpee]

that's the album audio

[Slurpee]

mj's legendary billie jean performance was lip-synced
 
  what even is reality

[Kombucha]

[pop-tart]

Everything was lip synced back then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_xnN2MfOA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgtpsdHPgas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYQ0qERfagw

The 80s are a lie

[Slurpee]

Michael Gough is dead. =(

[Kombucha]

[u2]dhvTUhqJR5M[/u2]

[Topcatyo]

New edition of What the Fuck Are You Saying Now, Topcatyo?

GameGuruTB (<): I love that series
Topcatyo (<): yeah
Topcatyo (<): i love unskippable
Topcatyo (<): haven't watched it in 2 years though
GameGuruTB (<): D:
Topcatyo (<): i'm not sure if they're still doing it
GameGuruTB (<): you've gotta catch up, there have been a lot of great ones
Topcatyo (<): i plan to
Topcatyo (<): probably during the summer on those nights where nobody wants to hang out, i'm bored, and all out of things to masturbate to
GameGuruTB (<): lol
GameGuruTB (<): its the internet
GameGuruTB (<): you cant run out of things to masturbate to
Topcatyo (<): that's true
Topcatyo (<): but there's like this limit
Topcatyo (<): where
Topcatyo (<): you masturbate to normal things
Topcatyo (<): and then you're like
Topcatyo (<): alright well now i'm bored
Topcatyo (<): so you masturbate to some kinda weird stuff
Topcatyo (<): not fucked up stuff but stuff that's a bit out of the ordinary
Topcatyo (<): and after that, you're like
Topcatyo (<): "i'm bored again"
GameGuruTB (<): lol
Topcatyo (<): so you just kinda keep upping the ante until soon enough you're masturbating to garry's mod porn of little children eating poop while pleasuring horses
Topcatyo (<): and everything's wrapped in tentacles that have vaginas
GameGuruTB (<): are you trying to tell me you've masturbated to shitting dick nipples
Topcatyo (<): thankfully i've never gotten that far
GameGuruTB (<): hahaha
Topcatyo (<): i can only get so weird before i get creeped out
Topcatyo (<): and start to hate humanity
Topcatyo (<): and nothing kills your boner like wishing genocides were happening

[VuBawlsClock]

Pop-Tart, clean out your mailbox
also, im tweakin the preloader u some then sending it to you