h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o

[PhantomCatClock]

A limp chode? It's only 2am and I think this is funny, I'm becoming some kind of horrible manbeast. I should just grow a neckbeard and move to the basement

[RobClock]

[BilliardBall10]

I have a small lump on the back of my head under my hair and I want to know why that is there.

hmm.

i assume it's either your cranial consideration stasis bone, or a CYST.

advice:
GO TO A DOCTOR, and ask him.

then he will tell you what it is (probably nothing, just a cyst) and he will buy you some beer.

[BilliardBall10]

This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. EDIT: EVER.
I don't say things like that lightly.

EDIT: EVER

AGREED. this was truly a dumb video. WTF?

but i liked the black chick in it.
and i loved the gladius sword in 2:30, and the claymore in 3:24

sweet swords, how awesome they are!

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

thats your external occipital protuberance. use it wisely

Nah, it's farther to the right. Definitely not supposed to be there :P I'll probably be going to the doctor soon. If it is a tumor, I want the CC to start a fundraiser for me, and then use Tree Clock as the middle man before it gets to me.

[AnkhClock]

I like you guys {{{{}}}}

[AnkhClock]

By the way, I should get a new avatar/usertitle.

[PhantomCatClock]

You were going to be Ankhle Fester for my Clockhouse Theater part that I need to finiSH BY TOMORROW OOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Slash]

By the way, I should get a new avatar/usertitle.

Exactly what is your avatar anyway.

[PhantomCatClock]

Slurpeebutt's down and I need to link people to non-sequitor websites EVERYBODY PAAAAANIC

[AnkhClock]

Key knows what's up

[AnkhClock]

[PhantomCatClock]

[VCRClock]

recent wikipedia lurking reveals:

• the southeast ohio regional transit authority just made #2 on my list of "best mass transit system acronyms ever"
  
• cincinnati, ohio almost had a subway except things didn't go so well and now they just have a huge abandoned tunnel
  
• the broad street extension of the newark light rail system has the lyrics to "send in the clowns" engraved in stones in every station along the line as a tribute to newark jazz singer sarah vaughan
  
• there is a town near rochester, new york called chili; why it's called chili is a little unclear but it is apparently not related to chili or any of its ingredients
  

this has been your reddit-caliber internet content of the hour

[LuigiClock]

Reddit wrestling. John cena fucking sucks... that is all.

P.s. gug

[AmberArachnidClock]

fucking iphone alarm doesnt fucking work fuck you i just missed an important quiz fuck fuck fuck fuck you you piece of shit fuck

[AstronautClock]

fucking iphone alarm doesnt fucking work fuck you i just missed an important quiz fuck fuck fuck fuck you you piece of shit fuck

use a real clock for your alarms or set multiple ones for important shit

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Reddit wrestling. John cena fucking sucks... that is all.

P.s. gug

Oh hey I remember you.

[AmberArachnidClock]

use a real clock for your alarms or set multiple ones for important shit

I had two

I'm getting a real alarm clock today

[VuBawlsClock]

this shit right here
[video=youtube;IHQr0HCIN2w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w[/video]