is he dead yet

[pop-tart]

Could've walked out since you didn't have what I wanted but I decided I may still want to buy somethin so I'm wanderin the racks and stuff. I see a guy I suspect is loss prevention givin me looks. I nod and say wassup and go about my business. No idea why but I happen to take note of his shoes. They were Chuck Taylors with Black Sabbath on the side which was actually pretty sick.

I had some coffee a bit earlier and felt an urge that I didn't think could be suppressed until I got home. I made one of those rare decisions to drop a deuce in a not-home location.

So I'm at the pool droppin the kids off. And in comes Chuck Taylors.

Dude is just hanging out in the bathroom. Not pissin. Not shittin. Not brushin his teeth.

[pop-tart]

Is this fukka seriously hoverin to see if I'm up to somethin?

I pretend to be on the phone to see if he sticks around. As time progresses.. the shit I talk about on my imaginary call get more and more fkkt up...

[pop-tart]

I can't remember exactly everything I said. But some of it was like

Yeah, I'm waiting in the mens room for Jules to bring my candy so we can make some money this weekend. Yeah, just a teener.
Shit, there's like an empty roll in here. Are we fuckin tonight? if so I gotta go home n wash my ass..
So I heard the Rock is playing Doomsday in the next Superman movie.
Do you know Converse makes Black Sabbath shoes?

[KeyClock]

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Why did I listen to this whole song multiple times this is too much it's so silly and fun

I remember her being pretty cruel, she was just going to kill the alien in WarioWare: Touched! and then she just went ahead and was gonna kill her little pet devil

You don't know video games unless you've played Orbit Ball in WarioWare: Touched!

[VCRClock]

Do you know Converse makes Black Sabbath shoes?

[miracle fruit]

i seriously cant wait for the next installment of "david's so called life" and i hope im not alone

[Losperman]

So I heard the Rock is playing Doomsday in the next Superman movie.

Woah, really?

[buttplug]

YO I'm gettin mad interviews son, time to stop making shit for dough and start making slightly more than shit for dough

[AmberArachnidClock]

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[Slurpee]

http://www.dorkly.com/video/58404/gun-home

[Losperman]

Just bought Elton John's Greatest Hits. THANKS AMERICAN HUSTLE.

[Lump Clock]

i seriously cant wait for the next installment of "david's so called life" and i hope im not alone

I'm with you, man; it's amusing as shit.

Also

[buttplug]

penis teehee

[miracle fruit]

omaha

[Losperman]

omaha

[buttplug]

Ahaha this is incredible
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[AmberArachnidClock]

Ahaha this is incredible
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"wait, why is every one saying that this trailer is nothing like the actual game?"

[Losperman]

Starting up journals with my classes tomorrow. Which Elton John should I play during them? I'm thinking "Bennie and the Jets" so far.

[miracle fruit]

free torts

[RobClock]

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