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[PhantomCatClock]

i don't see your wonderful website



that makes two of us completely invisible

[Yomuchan]

Dont worry. I'll close the door when existence ends.

[Slurpee]

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[Losperman]

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Hahaha. So dumb but so good.

"What is San Francisco?"

[PhantomCatClock]

I tried not to laugh, but I wasn't strong enough





Also, for the zero of you who aren't buying the Humble Bundle, it comes with extra Contagion keys so if anyone wants them (notice: you must be hella balla to get a key from me)

[PhantomCatClock]

and despite only two of the games being on mac, I claimed all of the other keys so suck it

[AnkhClock]

[u2]9g3--WYH8SY[/u2]

lul

[RobClock]

It's almost time!
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[BilliardBall10]

also switchfoot

I don't see what you did there?

its because i wasn't joking....

however, do you know, that david bowie used to have the BEST guitarist of the world?
stevie ray vaughan. yep.

now you know.

Also, the game comes with extra Contagion keys so if anyone wants them (notice: you must be hella balla to get a key from me)

give me a ''bond'' item in runescape. i need it.
to save fallador or something.

[miracle fruit]

www.nutscapes.com

[PhantomCatClock]

no. falador is for betraying. didn't you read the book?

[BilliardBall10]

no. falador is for betraying. didn't you read the book?

i've read the book.

king asgard the wise knew the truth about the kinshra.

anyways, give me a bond, so that i can save an other area.

possibly lumbridge? or draynor perhaps?

HELP ME PHANTOMCAT! HELP ME SAVE THEM! (lol)

[BilliardBall10]

update: i have defended fallador.

the blue city of asgardia, the age-old kingdom of king radallin the wise, is fianlly safe.

i saved it.

the golden knights are celebrating for their victory, thanks to me, while the dark knights of kinshra hate me for defeating them.
and because i am awesome.

as a reward, i got the old book/letter of king radallin the wise, and one of his arcane swords.
it glows and it does alot of damage, so im a happy knight.

in other news, i ate a salad today.

[Slurpee]

also switchfoot

I don't see what you did there?

its because i wasn't joking....

oh sorry i wasn't talking to you

half of the lyrics phantomcat posted were bowie, the other half were "meant to live" by switchfoot

good song imho. very wistful
o/~ hoping that he's bent for more than arguments and failed attempts to flyyyyyyyy

[PhantomCatClock]

when did asgardia stop being the name of the kingdom
when did the white knights stop being white knights
when did the kinshra become canon in the actual game
when did asgardia's king start living in falador
actually I think he always did


maybe I just don't remember anything, nevermind me












when the sun goes down, it's cornbread and chicken
when the sun goes down, it's on the front porch kickin'

[buttplug]

 

[BilliardBall10]

when did asgardia stop being the name of the kingdom
when did the white knights stop being white knights
when did the kinshra become canon in the actual game
when did asgardia's king start living in falador
actually I think he always did

maybe I just don't remember anything, nevermind me

everything that you say is true, but i was just being poetic.
so, no regrets.

also asgardia's king died long ago, but i recently earned his book/letter to the kinshra leader....(and he states that they are BFF instead of enemies, as the runescape 3-historians thought so far...)
i also got his sword!
it glows and it can smash things. too bad that its an off-hand weapon (for members only).
oh well!
say, wanna give me  a bond?

PS: the kingdom of asgardia has fallador as its main city/capital, so when im saying asgardia, i could also mean fallador, as it is the only major city that exists in that area.
beyond that its just some settlements and a gnoll village, so i dont think that they are worth mentioning.
PPS: the kinshra are something like ''good'' zamorack knights, who got kicked out of asgardia(fallador), and they got super-mad at king of asgardia for doing that, but in reality his advisors did that, and thats why the kinshra never holded a grudge at king riddallin, but they surely holded a grudge for the king's advisors, who in turn founded the white knights, the eteral enemies of the kinshra.

in short:
kinshra=black knights, kinda ''good'' zamorack knights
fallador elite royal knights=white knights, they are kinda like boyscouts with heavy armour and swords, they help people in holy missions and stuff, but they are jerks to the black knights/kinshra. and they also might be a bit racists, ironically.

[BilliardBall10]

BTW, we should all vote for this month's ''monthly voting'' at newgrounds.
and PLEASE vote for radiotube's movie, for the monthly best nominations...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/664971

that is all.

[PhantomCatClock]

homie i know who the flapnacking white knights of falador are, i was just surprised that there was an update based on the book that was super loosely based on the game. it went full circlejerk (but that's actually cool and I like it even if theodore a bitch)

say, wanna give me  a bond?

do i want to give you a bond.

this nigga gets it

[PhantomCatClock]

Wait a minute.

Wait a


minute?







Oh no.






Oh no.









That's how BB10 was able to terk my jerb. I wasn't picked for this month's monthly voting. P-Bot! After all I did for you?