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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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zl

Quote from: Losperman on April 10, 2016, 06:28:58 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on April 10, 2016, 06:12:00 AM
the whole thing symbolizes man's inability to fly under the weight of his sins

...what does? Quicksand? The clown thing? Pepperoni dogfarts?
the whole thing

VCRClock

Quote from: Losperman on April 10, 2016, 02:38:43 AMHahaha. Oh, Tuttles.

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posting to say that if tuttles asks me to shut down .net i will because one look at this clown tells me i would not win in a street fight
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

BilliardBall10

#105622
Quote from: Slurpee on April 10, 2016, 12:52:20 AM
open invitation: somebody write me a short script about that time ccbt was hypothetically being stalked by clowns and post it itt and if it seems funny ill animate it, probably
im bored and i want to clock crew

i was going to say something like:

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

...and i wrote a huge novel with 5.046 words, 21 pages, and a really disturbing story about how losperman became a corrupt, wild gunslinger as he investigates the mysterious disappearance of slurpee-clock, when the latter went on to find the deeper secrets of the ''clown cult''.

but guys, its huge, insane, and a really strange ''novel'', so im not gonna put you through all that.

so here's a nice story that can get animated:

Tuttles the clown starts stalking everyone in the CC, and she's trying to recruit us all to join her evil group, the ''clown church'', and since we all refuse, she recruits/(she hypnotizes?) tricky-clock, harlequin-clock, mime-clock, and painted madman-clock to join up her gang, and to secretly convert us all into brain-washed zombies.
eventually, we all get saved by iron-clock, who is a hardcore mexican and he does not believe in clowns, he only believes in spooky scary skeletons.

and thats why we celebrate ''taco day'' in the clock crew.

THE END.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

Losperman

Honestly, I would love to write up a story about that. No time, though. I used to love writing Clock stories.
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TomatoClock

#105624
dats gross
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BilliardBall10

Quote from: Losperman on April 10, 2016, 08:12:17 PM
Honestly, I would love to write up a story about that. No time, though. I used to love writing Clock stories.
thats awesome, man!

can you link me to some of your clock stories?

BTW, if you ever want to read my awful clown-horror novel in which you are an insane gunslinger that wants to bring down the clown-elite, then feel free to PM me.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

Slurpee

Quote from: BilliardBall10 on April 10, 2016, 04:22:16 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on April 10, 2016, 12:52:20 AM
open invitation: somebody write me a short script about that time ccbt was hypothetically being stalked by clowns and post it itt and if it seems funny ill animate it, probably
im bored and i want to clock crew

i was going to say something like:

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

...and i wrote a huge novel with 5.046 words, 21 pages, and a really disturbing story about how losperman became a corrupt, wild gunslinger as he investigates the mysterious disappearance of slurpee-clock, when the latter went on to find the deeper secrets of the ''clown cult''.

but guys, its huge, insane, and a really strange ''novel'', so im not gonna put you through all that.

so here's a nice story that can get animated:

Tuttles the clown starts stalking everyone in the CC, and she's trying to recruit us all to join her evil group, the ''clown church'', and since we all refuse, she recruits/(she hypnotizes?) tricky-clock, harlequin-clock, mime-clock, and painted madman-clock to join up her gang, and to secretly convert us all into brain-washed zombies.
eventually, we all get saved by iron-clock, who is a hardcore mexican and he does not believe in clowns, he only believes in spooky scary skeletons.

and thats why we celebrate ''taco day'' in the clock crew.

THE END.
that's more like a summary

sorry I should clarify: I'm throwing this out there because I'm doing a lot of writing and I want to make a quick Flash but I don't want to put any thought into the writing or take any responsibility for dialogue, etc.

so like everything of substance that would be in the flash, except in writing
like
Quote
INT. DAY, A MODEST MOUSE CONCERT

GUY ONE walks up to GUY TWO (off-camera)

GUY ONE
hi can I have a hot dog

Camera pulls out to reveal GUY TWO is PRINCE. PRINCE begins to seductively float hotdogs through the air without breaking eye contact with GUY ONE

PRINCE
(mysteriously) No

Through shot reverse shot it is revealed that GUY ONE is now a giant hot dog.

RobClock

You guys see the Godzilla: Resurgence trailer? Holy Shit am I excited for this movie

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BilliardBall10

Quote from: Slurpee on April 11, 2016, 04:21:45 PM
that's more like a summary

sorry I should clarify: I'm throwing this out there because I'm doing a lot of writing and I want to make a quick Flash but I don't want to put any thought into the writing or take any responsibility for dialogue, etc.

so like everything of substance that would be in the flash, except in writing
like
Quote
INT. DAY, A MODEST MOUSE CONCERT
PERSON 1
PERSON 2 ETC ETC

OK. i will ask this one more question before i start writing/editing for this project:

slurpee, do you want me to edit the:

1) the large story, AKA, the huge novel of 5.046 words, 21 pages, and the very disturbing story about how losperman became a corrupt, wild gunslinger as he investigated the mysterious disappearance of slurpee-clock, when the latter went on to find the deeper secrets of the ''clown cult''. ?

(it will take me a couple of days to edit its format into a more ''movie-screenplay'' type of writing,
f.e ''INTERIOR, dirty room, daylight,

character loserman is sitting on his chair, while thinking about the clown cult case.

losperman: i have to investigate this.

etc etc''


OR, do you prefer the:

2) the smaller, more sane story of how iron clock saved the CC from evil clowns? (AKA the summary).
(its a more reasonable story, more funny/less insane, and easier to edit in this ''movie-screenplay'' way.)

obviously, i suggest choice #2, but its up to you to decide.
let me know what you are thinking about this.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

Slurpee


RobClock

Less than an hour ago I left the house to swing by work and get my schedule for next week only to return and discover that my computer had shut itself off and it now seems that the Harddrive gave out.

That means I've potentially lost every flash file project and animation I've worked on or saved for the last 5 years.


I'm not even mad I just feel super defeated and shitty. I'm kind of irritated with myself for not backing things up onto an external but hindsight is always 20/20.

Slurpee

fffffffffffffffffffuck, condolences. hard drive failure is the fucking worst.

miracle fruit

i dont even fuck with spinny drives unless theyre seagate external cause those things are tanks

zl

Quote from: RobClock on April 14, 2016, 08:13:09 PM
Less than an hour ago I left the house to swing by work and get my schedule for next week only to return and discover that my computer had shut itself off and it now seems that the Harddrive gave out.

That means I've potentially lost every flash file project and animation I've worked on or saved for the last 5 years.


I'm not even mad I just feel super defeated and shitty. I'm kind of irritated with myself for not backing things up onto an external but hindsight is always 20/20.

I'm sorry man, the same thing happened to me a couple years back. I don't have any of my cc animations anymore...or basically anything. And myfrogbag's closing lost most of my art along with it.

At least, in terms of practice and improvement, all the work counted for something.


Slash

Never leave something without a back up on your drive unless you're prepared to lose it.

Losperman

I don't know how many times I've told myself to back stuff up since the last time I did it. Haven't gone through with it since then, though. Maybe two years? I should get on dat.
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Slurpee

if you have osx, "time machine" is basically magic
idek what the pc equivilent is

PhantomCatClock

Time Machine's wonderful, but my current setup doesn't involve an external drive that's always plugged in. I should get my shit together, it was a pretty cool program.

PhantomCatClock

SLURPEE. You are one trendy motherdonkeypuncher. Do you have the newest MacOS? I just want to know one thing: does the flipping dock flipping close the flipping expandy dock folder you're opening if a flipping program finishes opening? Or a launcher stops and launches its designated program? That shit drives me 4011s (CASHIER HUMOR) and I would seriously upgrade and risk my precious computer for no other reason than having that malarky fixed.

patriotclock

Did anyone play Life is Strange? Beat it last night and underwhelmed by the ending. Game owned tho.

Go Flyers btw