gary brolsma tank n spank

[d u m p y]

Sometimes I think about attempting to ressurect the Spam Novel again. It always struck me as such a basic concept that required bare minimum effort to contribute to.


Then I remember that it's not 2007 anymore

Are there still threads about that anywhere? I remember those being hysterical

[RobClock]

I feel like if we went delving we'd find most of the stuff had been hosted on myfrogbag and is lost to time. I've still got a folder but it pretty much consists of a 30 page word document and a couple of art assets

[Slurpee]

I was sick with a pretty bad fever a couple months ago, and I find myself looking back fondly on that period because I was so ill that my sex drive was reduced to pretty much nothing. is that fucked up?
idk you don't really think about your libido because it's just always there, but then I visited this magical land where it wasn't a factor and now I'm like... we don't have an off switch for that. it'd be so useful to have an off switch. it's like I had radio static playing in my ear for as long as I could remember, and then it just shut off for one magical week, then, boop, it's back. forever. for a week and some change I didn't have to deal with part of my brain just suddenly going "hey but dick though" and the rest of me being like "whoa, good point!"

[AnkhClock]

I was sick with a pretty bad fever a couple months ago, and I find myself looking back fondly on that period because I was so ill that my sex drive was reduced to pretty much nothing. is that fucked up?
idk you don't really think about your libido because it's just always there, but then I visited this magical land where it wasn't a factor and now I'm like... we don't have an off switch for that. it'd be so useful to have an off switch. it's like I had radio static playing in my ear for as long as I could remember, and then it just shut off for one magical week, then, boop, it's back. forever. for a week and some change I didn't have to deal with part of my brain just suddenly going "hey but dick though" and the rest of me being like "whoa, good point!"

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/776437714271043584

wish we could embed tweets

[Slurpee]

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/776437714271043584

wish we could embed tweets

man fucking exactly

thank you distressed looking skeleton

[RenegadeClock]

I could be so much more productive if I wasn't a slave to masturbation.

[Slash]

What value is there in productiveness if you can't masturbate

[PhantomCatClock]

maybe he meant reproductiveness

[Kodiakclock]

Dumpster your sig is making me nostalgic for when everybody had flash signatures


I remember RomanCollar's specifically for some reason. It had a song that I had heard for the first time in the signature and since then have never heard anywhere else. I want to say it was 'Smell yo dick' but I'm not 100% on that.

https://youtu.be/xf-QTw615b4

[Kodiakclock]

I for one enjoy being horny so fuck you guys

[RobClock]

anybody else watch Steve1989 on youtube?
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I dont really care about MREs but his enthusiasm and delivery really make the videos a joy to watch for me.

[Slurpee]

I for one enjoy being horny so fuck you guys

i didn't say you couldn't be horny. i just think it'd be nice if i could just decide to not be

[PhantomCatClock]

I dont really care about MREs but his enthusiasm and delivery really make the videos a joy to watch for me.

I have a guy I'm like that with. I shared at least one of his videos here, before, but at this point it's performance art and I swear to god his channel has a story. At least, you won't get a lot of them if you don't watch a few key other videos that came earlier, particularly his more advanced stuff. It's the Mario 64 deconstruction guy. At this point he may have spent more time tearing that game apart than actual man hours it took to make it. I keep feeling like this is it; he's run out of topics to talk about in SM64.

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And I am always wrong. Even the one about blinking I knew I'd enjoy watching, but it just sounds so boring I put it off for a few days. Still thoroughly enjoyed irri-dis-regardless. My faith is always tested with this guy, but he is my rock of nerdiness.

[RobClock]

Going off the thumbnail I thought it was going to be one of those videos where it slowly gets less and less sane until the end where its implying that mario has some kind of blood pact with the devil or something

Pleasantly surprised that it was totally straight faced and earnest. This guy has a special kind of autism that should be rewarded and cherished.

[RobClock]

That Garfield youtube series I love had another episode released
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Im hoping the backlash to the sudden unceremonious ending he gave it motivated him to continue the series and he isn't just blueballing us with that tease at the end

[Slurpee]

[Slurpee]

i was fucking around on my banjo and found a riff that I really liked and I had it stuck in my head for about 20 minutes before I realized it was just part of Nothing Else Matters

how do people write new music?
there's got to be like a hard limit on the number of things that could viably be considered a melody. how does anybody get sued for plagiarizing when i'm improvising metallica songs by accident on a fucking banjo

ive also accidentally played yankee doodle, la marseillaise, and this thing that I don't know what it is but I'm sure it's from something fuck what is it like an old nickelodeon jingle or like an outlaw star song?

[d u m p y]

I like the Whitehouse reference in that Garfield comic

[PhantomCatClock]

I'd better hurry up and steal that tune before Slurpski realizes it's original

[PhantomCatClock]

Mr Plinkett returneth, talkin' 'bout Star Wars 7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miVRaoR_8xQ

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