gary brolsma tank n spank

[RobClock]

Imagine being that mic of an asshole to drive around laying on your horn for the purpose of playing a video game on the back up camera display in your car

[PhantomCatClock]

but it really takes speedrunning to a whole new dimension

[d u m p y]

I'm racist

[Slurpee]

I'm racist

that's gay.

[PhantomCatClock]

He might change his username a lot, but I can always tell it's Dumpster by the shade of orange his username is. It's like how you know who's calling on a landline just by the ring.

[Slurpee]

uh, I can always tell it's him because my friend Dumpster has a distinctive and alluring musk

[PhantomCatClock]

friends don't call their gay friends gay you gay

[PhantomCatClock]

and I'm not sure if that was a dumpster joke but he really does have a heavenly musk ye

[PhantomCatClock]

[miracle fruit]

racism, being an -ism, is the belief that one race is superior to all others. Pointing out that those danged dirty chinks are dirty and chinks is a lot of bad things, but to be pedantic, not technically racist. Now, I'm racist because I do believe I am of the best race, but that's a different topic for a different age.

the chosen tribe

[RobClock]

[u2]w1t5hDxDbWU[/u2]

[Slurpee]

eva brauns's home movies of hitler are #supercute


when I point this out people get mad, which I get, but it's kind of important information that the standard bearer for the abhorrent levels of inhumanity that mankind is capable of inflicting upon itself was also kind to children, humorously self-deprecating, and an incorrigible flirt, because none of those things prevented him from becoming the standard bearer for the abhorrent levels of inhumanity that mankind is capable of inflicting upon itself.

evil doesn't look like evil, it looks like a silly old man flirting awkwardly in front of his girlfriend's camera. who thought the ends justified the means, even though the ends were never guaranteed, and the means are all he'll be remembered for. who forgot that the people who suffered from his actions were every bit as human as himself. who was capable of justifying anything to himself. that's not so remarkable.

[RobClock]

The mountains in the background are very pretty. They could be matte paintings in an actual movie.

[miracle fruit]

its monday so heres a wikipedia edit war over garfields gender

[miracle fruit]

eva brauns's home movies of hitler are #supercute

[RobClock]

[RobClock]

its monday so heres a wikipedia edit war over garfields gender

lmao four different citations next to 'Gender: Male' on his bio


I wonder if they have this fight over Nermal

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I'm pretty sure garfield's gender is lasagna

[PhantomCatClock]

Garfield's gender is male but he sexually identifies as a kitty kitty meeeeeow


I can relate





except for my pronouns. Them's been done set to prove a point.

[PhantomCatClock]

There are pictures of Nazis (like the actual soldiers) having snowball fights with little girls, and stories of them doing other really nice/sweet things. That's not the weird part and not why we want it remembered. We want it remembered because it never feels like evil when it's happening




and now back to our regularly scheduled chaos and borderline evil